Things you'd like to say, but can't

[MissTillyFlop]

I really despise Children in Need and in fact all charity telethons.

 

[ianrauk]

I really despise Children in Need and in fact all charity telethons.

Who can't you say that to?

 

[Browser]

Yes, you do have to do what your boss tells you, especially as you're only sixteen and have just left school.
Yes, you don't have the right to express your 'opinions' but we don't have to listen to them.
Yes, you should have to get up and go to work when you're expected to because, suprise suprise, if we all decided we 'didn't wanna go' there'd be no-one paying taxes to fund your benefits.
No, just because you've been stupid enough to have three kids should not automatically entitle you to a council house.
Oh, and no, England is not a land of milk and honey welcoming all and sundry, it is a small and (rapidly becoming over)crowded island, please don't make it worse by sneaking onto a truck in Calais.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Who can't you say that to?

Some people seem to be really offended by this.

I am all for charity and children having a good life. Just not sub-X-Factor televised crud.

 

[XmisterIS]

Oh, oh, oh, oh! The lovely stinky-poo fart trapped in this sealed lift going up many, many floors... yes, I can see that you've turned purple and you're gagging and coughing and belching and sneezing and hanging onto the handrail and clutching your throat and making "guuuur!" noises ... well ... IT WAS MEEEE!!!

Thank you Jesus.

 

[Strick]

I know youre the boss so I really cant voice it, but can yo please STOP pissing on the toilet floor.
If you cant do this, then either mop it up, or sit like a girly.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

You don't look like you have a tan, you look like an Oompah loompah with a mullet.

 

[steve52]

i had a childhood where i showed respect because it hurt not too, humans do fight have fought and prob allways will,it seems to be the way with all speiceise, some waywould thinking has robbed us of the right to fight ,to challenge wrong behaviour, and there seems to be some who think meek means weak!!! lets change this human rights though freely given can be lost! they are paid for with social duty! above all i want the right to punch to loud mouth aggresive waste of shoe leather that shouted at swore and theatend to kill me ! is that unreasonablei think not

 

[steve52]

rant over

 

[ColinJ]

Okay, yes - I am struggling, but I will never give up! Remember ...

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.

 

[dellzeqq]

I've probably said this before on here, but...


Take the little bag of doggy poo HOME WITH YOU AND PUT IT IN YOUR BIN, or even put it in the bin 1/4 mile up the road. DON'T tie it all up neatly and just hang it on the fence! WTF do you think is going to happen to it there???

seriously? He/she did that?

 

[dellzeqq]

I've probably said this before on here, but...


Take the little bag of doggy poo HOME WITH YOU AND PUT IT IN YOUR BIN, or even put it in the bin 1/4 mile up the road. DON'T tie it all up neatly and just hang it on the fence! WTF do you think is going to happen to it there???

seriously? He/she did that?

 

[TVC]

seriously? He/she did that?

Happens all the time round here, even better is when you get a little collection of them around the base of some random lamp post.

 

[Mozzy]

To the 12 year old in the plumbers merchant today who asked if he (think it was a he) could help me. "You must be fecking joking" I thought. Then er indoors dug me in the ribs and said stop it! Yep, I'd done it again, said it rather than thought it!

 

[ColinJ]

seriously? He/she did that?

It's the same around here on the canal towpath with 3 lots of dog crap to watch out for when walking and especially cycling along there:

1. On the ground, fresh from the dog's rear end!
2. Neatly wrapped in a bag and dumped back on the ground again!
3. Neatly wrapped in a bag and hung from an overhanging tree or bush, usually at face height, but occasionally tossed higher up out of reach!