Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TheDoctor]

Parcelforce - where to begin?
I ordered a bike yesterday, expected delivery Thursday.
This morning, I discovered a card on the doormat to say they'd tried to deliver at 1110.
That would be exceedingly speedy service, had they managed to actually deliver the bike...
I've now got to go to WH Smiths to get it, in the middle of the town centre, so I've got to carry a bike in a box for about 1/4 mile.
Thanks. Thanks a bunch.
And the really annoying thing? My partner was in, when they didn't ring the doorbell.
I'd have been in too, had I not gone to the sorting office to get the things that Parcelforce didn't deliver yesterday!

 

[welsh dragon]

Parcelforce - where to begin?
I ordered a bike yesterday, expected delivery Thursday.
This morning, I discovered a card on the doormat to say they'd tried to deliver at 1110.
That would be exceedingly speedy service, had they managed to actually deliver the bike...
I've now got to go to WH Smiths to get it, in the middle of the town centre, so I've got to carry a bike in a box for about 1/4 mile.
Thanks. Thanks a bunch.
And the really annoying thing? My partner was in, when they didn't ring the doorbell.
I'd have been in too, had I not gone to the sorting office to get the things that Parcelforce didn't deliver yesterday!

Sorry, but i would definitely have said that and a whole lot more as well.

 

[TheDoctor]

Well, if I ever saw them I would. Delivery drivers have great stealth skills.
I wonder if they're all retired ninjas?

 

[pplpilot]

'it might only be a fag end mate but its still litter you fecking lazy fat slob.'

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Parcelforce - where to begin?
I ordered a bike yesterday, expected delivery Thursday.
This morning, I discovered a card on the doormat to say they'd tried to deliver at 1110.
That would be exceedingly speedy service, had they managed to actually deliver the bike...
I've now got to go to WH Smiths to get it, in the middle of the town centre, so I've got to carry a bike in a box for about 1/4 mile.
Thanks. Thanks a bunch.
And the really annoying thing? My partner was in, when they didn't ring the doorbell.
I'd have been in too, had I not gone to the sorting office to get the things that Parcelforce didn't deliver yesterday!

Well, if I ever saw them I would. Delivery drivers have great stealth skills.
I wonder if they're all retired ninjas?

You may like this, but you'll need to edit the link slightly to replace the swearword...

http://viz.co.uk/waiting-in-for-a-farking-parcel/

 

[simon.r]

These Tannus tyres are a doddle to fit

 

[ianrauk]

'it might only be a fag end mate but its still litter you fecking lazy fat slob.'

This really gets on my effing wick too.

 

[Maverick Goose]

From Bramley M18 to J35 M1 tonight I saw enough foul driving to fund the local police with fines for a week.
The mass stupidity was staggering.

When I commuted to work by bike it was exactly like that....my usual route took me down a B road that was a notorious rat run, and the only way I could avoid it involved a massive detour.

 

[NorthernDave]

My dear online only electrical goods retailer, I accepted your "next day delivery" promise, which you offered all the way through the sales process on a Saturday actually means Thursday when you're at work when you get to the checkout - so I had to arrange delivery for the following Saturday which is a week after placing the order, not a day.
I'll even accept your "timed 4-hour delivery slots" some time between 8am and 8pm won't be confirmed until 8am on Saturday morning meaning that I can't plan to do anything at all on Saturday until I get the text. You won't even let me pay extra to pre-allocate a time such is your desire to stop me getting out on the bike.

But do you really think it's a good move to instil confidence in your products by passing my mobile number on to a warranty company who ring me two days before delivery and tell me how unreliable, temperamental and downright cr@p the appliance I've just spent £500 on will be and why I simply must protect myself from it spontaneously exploding 3 minutes after it has been delivered by signing up now to a £7/month service plan for the rest of my life?

 

[screenman]

What part of the phrase" paintless dent repair" do you not understand.

 

[midlife]

What part of the phrase" paintless dent repair" do you not understand.

Pain in the wallet ?

 

[Mrs M]

I feel sad for you
See you begging in the city centre every day
But for goodness sake
If you and a "client" decide to have a sh*g
Please don't choose the rear of a busy public office
You have a vast audience

 

[Lullabelle]

Hey fella, don't do that whilst you are serving me

 

[fimm]

Just F off the lot of you

 

[TheDoctor]

Dear Renault.
I like the Megane - it's easy to drive, devastatingly economical, comfortable and easy to park.
But the satnav. It's absolutely shocking.
Reboot, writing route data, reboot, writing route data, on an endless loop.
The best use for the satnav screen is as something to lean my phone on so I can use GoogleMaps. Which is a gazillion times better.
Please do it better.