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RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
Few things need to get off my chest....

Why the hell do people cut across from left to right or right to left at a pedestrian crossing? GET IN LANE, want to go left? wait/queue on the left side, want to go right? wait/queue on the right side -- please dont cut across my path then turn around, give me a dirty look and tut at me when i step on the heel of your shoes.

-- to the two gents who decided that i was responsible for the ATM attached to our building swallowing your debit cards and get all up in my face about it when I could not comply with your demand that someone open the ATM so you could retrieve your cards and be all rude about it before speaking to the manager who told you the exact same thing i did 10mins ago... Go fark yourselves! and please have a very nice day :smile:



--- I had a 3rd thing i needed to get off my chest but i cant remember what it was....
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
Rude cyclist on a white marin hybrid that it ignored me after i called out to him so many times had to tap on a shoulder to get a response. I honestly should have dumped your bike outside when you if ignored me and left it where i said you werent allowed to
 

RoubaixCube

~Tribanese~
Location
London, UK
For the record, he placed his bike infront of a fire safety point. Im not allowed to let anyone obstruct access to the fire extinguishers and such in any circumstances.

It was a perfectly valid request
 
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marknotgeorge

Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
Location
Derby.
I saw the business plan for your new pub, especially the bit defining who's responsibility it is that various things on it are done. I note that 'looking after the bottom line' wasn't one of those responsibilities. Perhaps that's why I'm looking at a piece of paper marked 'Band £80' and wondering what it means.

Seriously, no wonder so many pubs fail. The training from the pubco seemingly doesn't cover bookkeeping. Also, I googled 'gaming machine receipt', hoping for some insight on this most enigmatic sliver of tree. All I found from the pubco was a PDF of a leaflet saying 'Make money from fruit machines!'.
 

NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
You and your kids are a great advert for not using public transport.
The 5 of you are spread over 2 tables that could seat 8 and while your kids seem incapable of sitting on the seats they seem adept to standing on them when they're not leaping about in the aisle and shouting while you chat and ignore them.
Thank goodness I'm getting off at the next stop...
 

Lonestar

Veteran
You and your kids are a great advert for not using public transport.
The 5 of you are spread over 2 tables that could seat 8 and while your kids seem incapable of sitting on the seats they seem adept to standing on them when they're not leaping about in the aisle and shouting while you chat and ignore them.
Thank goodness I'm getting off at the next stop...

That's why I cycle.I've kept of the tube for two years now and off of the buses for over three years.:okay:
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
This is the Fast Lane.
It is for people who are swimming "fast" (none of us are exactly Michael Phelps), not for people who can swim fast.
So why don't you go and do your kick drills in the Slow lane?
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Madam, you need a bigger bikini.
I thought you were about to suffer a Wardrobe Malfunction...
 

Rickshaw Phil

Overconfidentii Vulgaris
Moderator
Gesticulating, punching your steering wheel and revving your engine won't make the traffic on the main road clear any faster. What are you expecting the driver in front to do - make a kamikaze leap in front of a wagon doing 60mph?:wacko:

(This is to the chap in the high powered sports car who I'd waved my thanks to a minute or two earlier when he gave me a really generous amount of room. His consideration obviously doesn't apply to all road users.)
 
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