Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Kestevan]

And, on the subject of embonpoint...

Dear Marks & Spencer, I realise that for some ladies, a bra marked "minimise - appear a cup size smaller" may appeal. However, I would venture to say that those of us in the A-C cup range would be less interested in this, and I'd be really, really surprised if you actually manage to sell any in size 34A.

Except perhaps to pre-surgery female to male trangender shoppers........

Just Saying like.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Just how many different kinds of air filter do you need?

 

[Lullabelle]

Also: is it really that difficult to design a bra that fits, supports and is comfortable?

Apparently it is . The best I own is a sportsbra, does a great job when out running but I need help getting into it.

 

[raleighnut]

Apparently it is . The best I own is a sportsbra, does a great job when out tunning but I need help getting into it.

Good job @The Velvet Curtain 's a project manager........................................................... Does he need to do a 'risk assessment' first though.

 

[TVC]

Good job @The Velvet Curtain 's a project manager........................................................... Does he need to do a 'risk assessment' first though.

Warmed spoons and a stable fulcrum.

 

[gavgav]

Happy Birthday Mum x

 

[srw]

Rigby & Peller... 'nuff said.

The mind boggles as to exactly how you know.

 

[marknotgeorge]

The audit suggests that fitting flow restrictors to the taps in your new premises will save umpteen percent on your overheads. What's that? It'll also stop the water deflecting off your hands all down your front? That's never happened to me...

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Happy Birthday Mum x

 

[Sandra6]

Also: is it really that difficult to design a bra that fits, supports and is comfortable?

I never understand the "can't wait to get my bra off" "they're uncomfortable" thing. If your bra actually fits correctly it should be comfortable. Mine are. All from M&S, apart from my shockabsorber for running. All lovely and comfy.
If your bra isn't comfy, go for a refit.

 

[hopless500]

Its 11.30 at night. Would you please stop your sodding dogs from barking. I'd like to go to sleep.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Shea butter flavoured bog roll...

Jesus wept.

No shea!

 

[coffeejo]

I never understand the "can't wait to get my bra off" "they're uncomfortable" thing. If your bra actually fits correctly it should be comfortable. Mine are. All from M&S, apart from my shockabsorber for running. All lovely and comfy.
If your bra isn't comfy, go for a refit.

I agree about getting the right fit but beyond that: well, we're all different and until I can afford bespoke clothing, I suspect that one way or the other, bras will continue to be a pain in the ... well, you know.

 

[coffeejo]

You, sir, can be a right male chicken.

 

[Andy_R]

I agree about getting the right fit but beyond that: well, we're all different and until I can afford bespoke clothing, I suspect that one way or the other, bras will continue to be a pain in the ... well, you know.

Go on, say it. You know you want to get it off your chest...