Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

On this occasion I will not be offering you my advice. You consistently ignore my advice, on the basis that you think I do not know what I am talking about.

I will therefore save my energy for those more able to listen to me.

Do please note, that when things go wrong following your decision, I will not be able to advise you as how to put things right.

 

[ColinJ]

Bit of a dark and serious one this one, but need to get it out of my system. If you are expecting something lighthearted, please move on to the next entry!

If however you like a bit of drama and real dispondent rage, read on.


To my ... EDIT I can't put this stuff online.

Damn - missed it!

 

[guitarpete247]

Bit of a dark and serious one this one, but need to get it out of my system. If you are expecting something lighthearted, please move on to the next entry!

If however you like a bit of drama and real dispondent rage, read on.


To my ... EDIT I can't put this stuff online.

It must have been good. It was only on for 41 seconds.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To my Sister:

Stop coming round here every 5 minutes and annoying us all, don't you have a home to go to??

And another thing, I know you have problems in that area of your body, but do you REALLY think that we want to hear you clearing your throat out every few seconds??
No??
Well, there you go then, it isn't exactly Rocket Surgery!! oh and get some surgery for it whilst you are at it!

Oh yes, and you bought a new bike last year and did up an old bike for Mum, so when are you both going to ACTUALLY ride the effing things instead of making pathetically short little journeys in your cars??!!
Waiting until August isn't going to do you any good!

 

[Speicher]

You really are a selfish brainless little twerp!

You have often complained that you consider your current job to be beneath you, and that your skills are not valued.

How about employing the basic skills of consideration of others, and using something called common sense, although that would appear to be a sense that is not common at all.

Move away from this window immediately.

You are not allowed to smoke indoors. So why not move away from the building and smoke somewhere else. It is a lovely warm day, so I have this window open to get some fresh air in this room. In the short time I was out of the room, you start smoking next to this window, so what do I have? A room reaking of your smoke!

Go away and pollute somewhere else.


No, not after you have finished smoking that ciggie, I mean NOW !

I can see why your boss thinks you are a twerp.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

That's right, keep us all waiting another hour and a half whilst you dither around in that black hole of a handbag, looking for a purse that's '...here somewhere.' An hour and a half before you looked at the shop assistant like she was an alien because she asked you for some money didn't she? Fancy that, you thought you'd walk out of the supermarket with your bags of shopping without paying presumably?

No?

Oh, so why not get your wallet out whilst your bags were being packed? You still can't find it and you're '...awfully sorry but I'm just going to have to keep you all waiting for another year.' And you probably drive a Volvo which you haven't put any oil in for a year or four.

My God, look at the things you've tipped out of your bag. That irritating whiney Yorkshireman Cox, who smokes too much wacky backy, might find a new galaxy in there.

'Oh, and could I have some first class stamps and a lottery ticket please?'

 

[TVC]

Look, I'm trying to find my wallet as fast as I can, stop glaring at me you imptient bar steward. Just a few more seconds because I've remembered I need some stamps. Just chill out, I bet you're a cyclist who jumps red lights aren't you... now where did I leave my Volvo.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why does EVERYONE in programmes about Space say that you

'Need water for life'??

I'm sorry, have you actually ASKED an Alien??!!

They could drink sulphuric acid and be highly allergic to water for all we know!!


Oh aye, and all the rest of the 'predictions' about how there can't possibly be life on X, Y and Z and that Aliens can never visit as the technology isn't there yet, REALLY gets on my TITS!! (and it always has done, even as kid. I always used to sit there and think

'Who says?').

IT IS ONLY LIFE AND TECHNOLOGY AS WE KNOW IT, WHAT MAKES YOU SO zarking SURE MR SCIENTIST MAN, EH??


Please, can someone explain to me why they are so sure??

 

[MossCommuter]

Mate... I think your girlfriend is really ugly.

I don't mean plain, I mean she's a proper munter.

Sorry

 

[TVC]

Look, Diana has been dead for years, get over it, and his name is Prince William, not 'Poor William'. I'm sure he's getting along just fine.

And you, yes you, the BBC, stop pointing your cameras at these people and asking what they think.

 

[brokenbetty]

I've just done in two days more than the team of 4 "professional" developers has managed to achieve in 4 months. Anyone care to explain themselves?

 

[ianrauk]

You.....!
Stop winging at the slightest little thing that you don't agree with. You are getting on everybody's nerves. Give it a rest OK. Just STFU will you! Finally!

 

[al78]

'Who says?').

The laws of physics.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The laws of physics.

Only OUR laws of physics though (what we know I mean), that's the point, we have no idea what potentially life on other planets could/can achieve.

 

[TheDoctor]

You've been working on that thing for over three years.
Can we accept that you just can't do it and move on?