Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Mad Doug Biker]

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! IF MURDER WAS LEGAL, THEN I WOULD HAVE KILLED YOU ALL SLOWLY AND VERY PAINFULLY YEARS AGO!!



Ahem, sorry.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.


(That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Anglo-Saxon Republican Party)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.

You watching it then Greg?

 

[swee'pea99]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.


(That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Anglo-Saxon Republican Party)

Don't mince your words, man - if you've got something to say, just come right out and say it.

 

[Paulus]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.


(That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Anglo-Saxon Republican Party)

Don't beat about the bush, say what you mean.

 

[Dan B]

Only OUR laws of physics though (what we know I mean), that's the point, we have no idea what potentially life on other planets could/can achieve.

I'm pretty sure the same laws of physics will be found to apply on other planets just as they do on this one.

 

[TVC]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.


(That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Anglo-Saxon Republican Party)

Calm down dear, I didn't get an invite either.

 

[661-Pete]

I'm pretty sure the same laws of physics will be found to apply on other planets just as they do on this one.

That is not true. Beings from a distant planet have already constructed (a) a time machine, (b) a working faster-than-light spaceship, and (c) a means of disguising themselves as the inhabitants of any planet they happen to be visiting.

Don't ask me how I know this...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

F*ck the royal wedding, f*ck the royal family, f*ck the royal correspondents, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck just f*cking f*ck off you f*cking f*cks and go f*ck yourselves you f*ckers.


(That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Anglo-Saxon Republican F*ck Party)

FTFY.

Actually, I have never had any hatred for them, but nor am I a right raving Royalist either. They just create a little diversion about a million miles away from my everyday life. There is nothing wrong with watching them from a distance.

I'm pretty sure the same laws of physics will be found to apply on other planets just as they do on this one.

What I meant was that potentially they could know more than we do about things and how to do them.
Actually, yes I know the speed of light is the fastest speed there is and all that, but they could be able to harness the power of things like wormholes or other things we haven't yet discovered, etc.

'Oooohhh, we can't travel, so clearly nobody else can'.

To be honest, this isn't what actually P****s me off, it is the whole

'You need water for life'

argument you always hear that gets me.

Yes, but ONLY life as WE know it (Jim).

They could be f*cking allergic to water for all we know!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That is not true. Beings from a distant planet have already constructed (a) a time machine, (b) a working faster-than-light spaceship, and (c) a means of disguising themselves as the inhabitants of any planet they happen to be visiting.

Don't ask me how I know this...

We ALL know THAT!

They are called The Royal Family!

 

[Dan B]

We ALL know THAT!

They are called The Royal Family!

It's not a very good disguise then, is it? You can easily see they're actually giant lizards if you look closely

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's not a very good disguise then, is it? You can easily see they're actually giant lizards if you look closely

Actually, I have seen the Queen close up (she walked right past me) and .....OH MY GOD, you are RIGHT!! I thought there was something Gekoish about her at the time, but couldn't quite put my finger on it!! (I didn't want to be arrested by security anyway).



Call the Zoo!!

 

[Norm]

What I meant was that potentially they could know more than we do about things and how to do them.
Actually, yes I know the speed of light is the fastest speed there is and all that, but they could be able to harness the power of things like wormholes or other things we haven't yet discovered, etc.

'Oooohhh, we can't travel, so clearly nobody else can'.

Physics and time. Inter-stellar travel seems to be impossible based on the human life-span but if creatures lived for thousands or millions of years, then the time it takes to travel between stars would appear considerably shorter.

I agree with the whole thing about "need water for life" when what they mean is "need water to support life which evolved in water". Who knows what woiuld happen in an appropriately liquid nitrogen / silicon-rich environment, for instance?

 

[661-Pete]

It's not a very good disguise then, is it? You can easily see they're actually giant lizards if you look closely

Google is my friend...

 

[swee'pea99]

...may she rest in peace...