Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

I would like to be able to say I am sorry for raising my voice when speaking to you yesterday and today. But I am not sorry.

If you continue to avoid listening to what I am trying to say, what option do I have? You are getting in a huge muddle and not listening to the help and advice I can give you. You are getting everything out of proportion, and taking responsibility for problems that are not yours. Calm down! Listen! Keep things in proportion!

The whole process that we are discussing should not be fraught with the difficulties that you are creating and/or envisaging. Furthermore, if you refer once more to the difficulties you remember at a similar event, I will consider not talking to you about this any further. That similar event was over a quarter of a century ago.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh!! Look at you, MR BIG MAN, batting that poor bee to the ground and stamping on it like a 3 year old just because it was wanting to get out the door!

Did it feel good to think that you were showing your manliness when in fact you just looked like a toddler? How old are you?? 45?
Why don't I stamp on your head? see how you feel like it!


Yet another reason why I am honestly starting to think that I am of a different species from most of the population and that I genuinely hope that one of these Doomsday Predictions actually comes true - it's the least we deserve.

Jeez, I have brain damage, and I can work it out, so what does that say about the rest of you??

 

[Speicher]

So you think I was over-reacting today. Too bad. You effectively told me I was worrying unnecessarily, and it would be considered (whatever that means under the circumstances).

Consider this then, I have taken the matter further. Do not even think about contravening Health and Safety in that way. Perhaps the Health and Safety Executive could decide if I was "over-reacting" or not. If you think you do not need to take my views seriously, you are making a big mistake.

 

[Speicher]

You need to proof read your emails much more carefully before sending them.

Spend less time, if you will, on excuses, and make absolutely certain that I do not see that contravention ever again. Am I making myself clear?

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Tea, Speich?

It'll all be okay when you dispose of their body out the back. Make sure you clean any fingerprints off the space handle though...

 

[Speicher]

Sharky, now there's an idea. Some time soon the back of the building referred to above needs some excavations in the garden.

Not sure what a "space" handle is, tho. Is it like a sonic screwdriver?

 

[TheDoctor]

@ Speicher,

The best way to someone's heart is through their stomach, but the quickest way is in through the ribs with an angle grinder...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Not sure what a "space" handle is, tho. Is it like a sonic screwdriver?

Gah... spade handle, even.

 

[MossCommuter]

I anticipate a backlash and for me it cannot come too soon.

 

[Speicher]

I agree I should not say you are as thick as two short planks. It is an insult - to the planks. At least they are useful. Whereas you are neither use nor ornament.

 

[Hover Fly]

Well, you snobby old witch! The real reason she didn't marry anyone from your "circle of friends" is that she didn't want to take part in your incestuous inbreeding club. in my part of the world if two people with the same surname announce that they are getting wed people give them funny looks, not congratulate them and start divvying up the property.

 

[Chilternrides]

1. The trains? They are those f'ing geat big metal things with wheels on, just there, on the tracks slightly beyond the ticket barrier.

2. Why have you run like Usain Bolt, barely managed to leap onto the train as the doors were about to close and then asked the nearest person, "Is this train going to Gerrard's Cross?" If you don't know where the damn thing's going, why bust a gut to get on it, you arse?

3. You, the fat bumbling whisky-soaked buffon with extra loud cut glass accent, yes you wearing the MCC tie and boater - how often do you actually go to the cricket? Surely a club member could figure out where "The Club" is in relation to Marylebone station? Now get your pompous, equally boorish crowd of Old Boys out of the way and let people get in and out of the station entrance.


Good for the blood pressure this...

 

[Archie_tect]

You ask me to work up a design for a 100 house development, watch me spend weeks working with the planners and highway engineers at the council to sort it out in detail... you beat 6 other housing associations and housebuilders with your tender for the site even though you offer less money than other people based on the quality of the design- my design- then give the job when there's nothing more to do on it to the engineer to submit it for planning permission because he's negotiated to do planning applications at a cheaper rate and you have the nerve to offer to pay me a miserly feasibility study fee... doing me out of £9000 and YOU think I am being unreasonable???? You know what to do... go do it.

 

[Canrider]

The sign clearly states that this area is to be used for storing bicycles. Yes, I do note that it contains flip-up seats, however the fact that the train is at best 90% full and four people have just boarded pushing bicycles rather implies that we'd like to place them in said mandated storage area rather than totter about the train doorway while you sit in the storage rack and fiddle with your iPhone.

Oh, go on then, sit on the end seat of the row and we'll shoehorn the bikes into the restricted area beside you. Yes, I will be enjoying watching you try and extract yourself from beneath them when we reach the end of the line. No, I do not think I will avail myself of the usual tie-down strapping thoughtfully provided by the train company.

 

[TVC]

Yes I do keep having a dig at you. Why? Because you keep f*cking it up you moron.