Things you'd like to say, but can't

[classic33]

What have I said now??

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[TVC]

To anybody watching, or even phoning in to Babestation, you do know there is plenty of proper pornography on the internet, a lot of it free.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To anybody watching, or even phoning in to Babestation, you do know there is plenty of proper pornography on the internet, a lot of it free.

Found out the hard way did you? (Pardon the pun).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why oh why oh WHY do you come on to Ebay, and list your item with every single detail EXCEPT for the most important for a collector, do you even know how much we are wishing you'd have a slow and very painful death just because you were too lazy to put in that ONE vital piece of info?? It was a number or a code?.. What, do you have dyscalculia or something, seriously?? No? Then you are just an idiot, simple as.

I mean, it isn't exacly rocket science, so at what point did you just give up? I'll tell you, at the most VITAL PART and you are clearly a numpty.


But... Oh, No.... Get this, somehow I'm the one in the wrong for daring to ask a polite question (with none of the above) about your item?? How dare I question you!

No, you are clearly an idiot, so please, for the sake of humanity, go and play with the traffic, seriously.

 

[flake99please]

I would like to say 'thanks' to the person(s) that left over 150 thumb tacks on the NCR1 (Roseburn path) between Haymarket & Craigleith. It was very clever of you to leave at least half of those within the confines of the Queensferry road bridge where it was particularly dark. Fortunately for me I had 2 spare tubes with me, so after half an hour of replacing tubes & clearing an area approx 200 meters in length I was back to my ride. Sorry to anyone that may hit a 'stray' tack which I may missed.

 

[TVC]

At the festival yesterday:

If your butt cheeks are hanging out the bottom of your shorts then your shorts are too short. Also, your girlfriend's shorts aren't any better.

 

[simon.r]

At the festival yesterday:

If your butt cheeks are hanging out the bottom of your shorts then your shorts are too short. Also, your girlfriend's shorts aren't any better.

Splendour? Way too much flesh on show

 

[Hill Wimp]

To the organisers of the organised run this morning on Deal seafront. Yes you Deal Tri.

Next time get marshals that direct runners onto the footpath NOT the cycle path instead of gawping at their mobile phone.

Your members use that cycle path ffs so the least you can do is keep it clear for the many cyclists that don't belong to your club.

 

[TVC]

Splendour? Way too much flesh on show

Bluedot (see Mundane News P2114). I haven't been to Splendour for a couple of years.

 

[perplexed]

Dear sundry news presenters.

Brexit. It is BrEXit, for the love of Mike...

It is not BrEGGzit.

If you must use the term at all, at least make a half-arsed effort...

 

[Lullabelle]

I know the temperature is a bit lower but c'mon, really? A winter coat????

 

[Lullabelle]

Moody g*t, it is not my fault you can't read, the delivery address is very clear on the box

 

[Lullabelle]

You are retiring next January? Great! That is us fu**ed then, I know your replacement will be trained but it will mean more work for us even though we are already snowed under.

 

[ianrauk]

Give it a rest you two... really.

 

[Lullabelle]

Sorry but last week was quiet without you. First thing Monday morning, you sat at your desk and the tutting started, swearing at your computer etc..... I know this is your thing but your negative energy is very draining. You are constantly 'stressed' and always moaning-get a grip