Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Andy_R]

You should respect my diversity.

We will respect your diversity, but not your absurdity.....you can wear what you like, just don't knob off when you're doing it (unfortunate choice of words, but you know what I mean...)

 

[Maverick Goose]

I can't decide whether you're cute or annoying-I'm going with annoying atm (not to mention out the door when I get offered a new job).

 

[Levo-Lon]

My neighbour...where do you start..
This is the one with 3 cat's and 2 teenagers, one of which is a 14 yr old little shoot.
So on Saturday she goes out for the night "all night" taking the oik with her so the 17yr old girl can have a party..
Ffs screeming shouting usual teenage un controlled night etc until whatever o'clock..
they didnt burn the house down...
today she anounces we have a puppy!!
A friggin Husky no less...
reason for puppy, the boy said he will go to school if he can have a puppy!!!
She's being threatened with a 1500 quid fine from the school...
so she gets the retard a Husky..
Husky with Cats and no idea how to look after or train it.
her fence is none existent with her other joined neighbours..who have a 2 and 4 yr old??
A Husky ffs ,there a prey animal and very unpredictable..
so this woman who works part time now has 2 kids 3 cats and a Husky..
what could possibly go wrong.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Hey Mister Postman hurry up and deliver my ink cartridges. I need to print out about 1200 pages of music and documents for folk festival in a couple of weeks, and the printer only goes at the speed of an arthritic tortoise at the best of times. And until the new inks arrive, it won't print at all.

So please hurry up Mister Postman. Please.

Update Wednesday 11am: A big box of cartridges has arrived! For the next couple of days, I shall mainly be printing!

 

[ColinJ]

Dear thieving toerag ... next time that you go through someone's shopping bag and pinch their wallet, look a bit harder and you might spot the smartphone too!

I was wearing Ron Hill Tracksters, which do not have pockets, and would usually have zipped my door key into the wallet. Fortunately I was wearing a shirt today and had put the key in a shirt pocket instead.

I had just spent £45 of the ~£70 in the wallet so I have only lost £25 in cash and the wallet itself had seen better days so it will give me an excuse to buy a new one, but it is a nuisance having to cancel my bank card, and replace my rail card, library ticket etc.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are meant to be selling a house, how do you think you will if you are contiually negative about your house and of a few isolated incidents that have happened recently?

 

[Lullabelle]

You are only 49

 

[Lullabelle]

Meany! I've been going grey since I was 16....

 

[LocalLad]

FFS, I don't give a crap what you think..I'm not interested in a corporate stag do team building event

 

[TVC]

Meany! I've been going grey since I was 16....

I think it makes you look very handsome

 

[r04DiE]

...so she gets the retard a Husky...

Retard, really? Do you have to use that word?

 

[Lullabelle]

You asked me to do this for you before you left at lunch, fine I ignored everything else so I could get it done, even chased someone else because you were leaving at lunch.. you are still here

 

[srw]

You are becoming an obsessive bore. We all know what your opinion is, but it's based on man-love, not on facts. Now shut up and stick to the thread I've blocked.

 

[raleighnut]

Yes I know you bought some Lamb mince, I'd just sooner make some Kiofte Kebabs with it and have that with Salad and Pitta bread but Shepherds Pie with steamed vegetables it is then (in this heat FFS)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are becoming an obsessive bore. We all know what your opinion is, but it's based on man-love, not on facts. Now shut up and stick to the thread I've blocked.

What have I said now??