Things you'd like to say, but can't

[User16625]

Ever feel that speaking your mind would cause more problems than it would solve? Want to speak it anyway? Here's a place to do it. I'll start.


I know you're the boss, but please don't turn up at the start of a shift and start trying to run things. Since I've been called out here I have got everyone working to a system and we are back on programme. When you turn up you disrupt the shift and have divers working on the wrong task and in the wrong place. It means we have to work harder to catch up.

Let me run the site while you stay in the hotel or attend meetings.

I give you a briefing sheet for meetings. All you have to do is read it out loud. You can then go back to your hotel.

Finally, working hours are 7 to 7. If people are around at 6 it is because they want to check e-mails and sort their lives out, speak to loved ones etc before they go to work for a night. Don't start trying to set them to work, it means I have to spend several hours listening to them bitching and trying to get them back into the right frame of mind.

Just say what I say, much quicker.

 

[RoubaixCube]

So my bully of a manager who ive never got on with for 2 years decided to pull a fast one and quit his job without telling any of his staff. He's been moaning for sometime about how the company wont pay his full salary because his department is in such a bad state. Now he's left all of the assistant managers who were helping him out are in the poop. Good riddance to bad rubbish and i honestly feel sorry for the employees at the new company he's now working for as they will now need to put up with him.

If he called to tell me he was leaving, i would have given him a few choice words before his departure

 

[raleighnut]

Put aside your own opinions on smoking, we all know its bad for you..even my wife who partakes....
But sit outside the hotel on tables provided, with ashtrays, among maybe 10 smokers and start turning your nose up as you sit next to our table, then mutter and move off further up the hotel frontage....don't expect any sympathy, go sit where the non smokers do.
Or put impolitely, feck off, you wouldnt go sit in the smoking area in a pub back home then start moaning, so why do it here ?

That's a personal hatred of mine, we smokers have to go there so why do these 'tutters' try to move in when the sun is shining, you don't see em when it's persisting it down.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If you park across my drive dont ferkin tut at me when i tell you to move your car.

Especially when parking it 2 metres in either direction would have left everything clear for everyone.

Berk.

 

[fimm]

Will you lot stop asking me if I came by bike today?
If I am in the office, I came by bike.

(Well once in a blue moon this isn't the case. But not in the middle of summer.)

 

[ACS]

Do you really want me to tell you why we call you the 'Morale Suppression Officer' and your every helpful secretary 'Smiles on the Inside' ??????

No? I didn't think so.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Mate I thought your photo on the intranet had been taken with a fish eye lens. I didn't realise you actually look like that. Streuth.
-and-
The photo on the intranet, of the really handsome person.... what the chuff happened?

 

[TrishE]

To the lady who just said "Pavement"

Yes I know but I'm not cycling just sitting here stationary right next to the kerb with at least 10 feet of empty space for you to walk past, so why walk into me on purpose and say that? I saw you approach from far away and you saw me. I would have taken up more space had I been standing next to my bike but you still had plenty of room to walk sensibly.

 

[srw]

Mate I thought your photo on the intranet had been taken with a fish eye lens. I didn't realise you actually look like that. Streuth.
-and-
The photo on the intranet, of the really handsome person.... what the chuff happened?

Does tlh know you've signed up to grindr?

 

[Booyaa]

Do you not have any friends to ask your ludicrous questions to?

 

[perplexed]

How come the only French person who understood my French when I was on holiday was the alcoholic gentleman in the spirits aisle of the supermarket?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Does tlh know you've signed up to grindr?

ha! I have no idea why the client thinks the pictures are important.

handsome person in picture is female

 

[RoubaixCube]

Deliveroo doing deliveries on an GIANT E-bike. My oh my

 

[subaqua]

Why don't you just die of something slow and painful you bullying racist bigot. You don't like being told things and you spoil my enjoyment of the place you scumbag.

 

[gbb]

To the reviewer who complained there were too many Spanish guests and not enough English spoken at the kids entertainments in our hotel....go to Blackpool next time.
Unbelievable....it's Spain, does she not think the Spanish have holidays as well.