Things you'd like to say, but can't

[NorthernDave]

British film makers.
Actresses other than Judy Dench are available.
For crying out loud, demonstrate a bit of imagination and cast someone else occasionally...

I'll see your Judy Dench, and I'll raise you one Julie Walters*...



* - although you can't fault Julie Walters from making a very nice living from playing exactly the same bloody character in everything she has even been in (that character being Julie Walters)

 

[Lullabelle]

Not sure why I am doing this because you are leaving tomorrow.

 

[Jimidh]

To the odd few customers who come into my pharmacy most days with something up with them -

'what the Fck is wrong with you today!!!'

Never said it yet but come close a few times.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

There are times that I just want to punch @Mad Doug Biker as well

Oi oi!! What have I done now??

 

[classic33]

Oi oi!! What have I done now??

No'much

 

[Elswick Cotterpin]

"Does he look like his dad or can't you remember?"

 

[TVC]

"Does he look like his dad or can't you remember?"

So much said in one short sentence, made me laugh, thankyou.

 

[Speicher]

I do not want to hear any more of your lies.

Just how far do you think you can bend the truth? Two days ago you said, "I do not tell lies." I am struggling to think of anything you have ever said that is completely true.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I do not want to hear any more of your lies.

Just how far do you think you can bend the truth? Two days ago you said, "I do not tell lies." I am struggling to think of anything you have ever said that is completely true.

Trouble with politicians Wol?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You really are turning into the most moaniest person I know!

...... And it is all over the most smallest and insignificant things too, I mean get a life!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....even worse than me?

Significantly worse, but *maybe* not as much as your Butler!

 

[TVC]

My butler has run off to have a celebrity threesome with an unnamed couple.......who we can all name but will get into trouble if we do.

Clearly I have missed something, is this a proper celebrity couple or just the Chuckle brothers?

 

[TVC]

I'd like to answer but it would be good bye yellow brick road for me.

I've just found it myself, I wasn't far off with the Chuckle Brithers.

 

[Lullabelle]

Every morning you walk in with a face on then spend parts of the day moaning about your partner (you chose him) and your kids, horrible little shi**s ( they are your kids-you are responsible for their behaviour) . You are miserable and negative every day, what a miserable existence.

 

[ColinJ]

Every morning you walk in with a face on then spend parts of the day moaning about your partner (you chose him) and your kids, horrible little shi**s ( they are your kids-you are responsible for their behaviour) . You are miserable and negative every day, what a miserable existence.

Apart from that, (s)he's okay!