Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Elswick Cotterpin]

"Hello Mum, got the kettle on?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

My butler has run off to have a celebrity threesome with an unnamed couple.......who we can all name but will get into trouble if we do.

Does this involve Vernon's former Butler, or is he applying to be yours now?

 

[subaqua]

Every morning you walk in with a face on then spend parts of the day moaning about your partner (you chose him) and your kids, horrible little shi**s ( they are your kids-you are responsible for their behaviour) . You are miserable and negative every day, what a miserable existence.

to be fair people can change once married for a few years. and if her partner is not supporting her in sorting the kids out ..... i can relate to some of the issues there.

 

[subaqua]

you are just scum , you do NOT treat people like that. not after 40 years service .

 

[machew]

Clearly I have missed something, is this a proper celebrity couple or just the Chuckle brothers?

I think it's going to be a long long time (until you find out, or maybe not...), but I had better not say to much as I don't want to get snuffed out like say a candle in a breeze/gale/storm

 

[TVC]

I think it's going to be a long long time (until you find out, or maybe not...), but I had better not say to much as I don't want to get snuffed out like say a candle in a breeze/gale/storm

I do know now, and quite frankly I am neither surprised or the slightest bit bothered. A non story that only really interests tabloid editors.

 

[Lullabelle]

to be fair people can change once married for a few years. and if her partner is not supporting her in sorting the kids out ..... i can relate to some of the issues there.

She stated quite clearly thay she would never marry him, ok we all have our issues but the way she talks about him at times is really nasty, scum of the earth. She isn't perfect herself.

 

[Brandane]

It was nice to see you and your wife to be yesterday for lunch. However, you have now been here close to 24 hours and I would like to get out on my bike. Please get up and f*** off back to your own house so I can get on with what I want to do today!

 

[Scoosh]

It was nice to see you and your wife to be yesterday for lunch. However, you have now been here close to 24 hours and I would like to get out on my bike. Please get up and f*** off back to your own house so I can get on with what I want to do today!

Just tell them you are going out on your bike and invite them along !

 

[classic33]

Just tell them you are going out on your bike and invite them along !

Lend them his bike!!

 

[Brandane]

Just tell them you are going out on your bike and invite them along !

Nah; they're not "the type"! Finally they have departed. I did go out while they occupied the living room - just for a wee 5 miler to blow away the cobwebs.

 

[Puddles]

So, let me get this right, you want a lollipop lady where the children are young enough not to walk to school on their own and there is now (after many years of campaigning) a pelican crossing, can adults not use these safely whilst escorting children???

Also you say we should ask for someone for the car park entrance as it is a menace... you mean the parents that all live no more than 1.5 miles from the school yet drive their kids to school and park there causing it to be a bit of a take your life in your hands moment crossing that tiny entrance to the school, because they don't look pay attention or slow down?? Those parents?? You want them to nominate and vote for the school to get a lollipop lady in order for all the other children to be able to cross the road safely? because they cannot/will not modify their behaviour...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I really could go on social media and list all the reasons why a certain GP should be working at McDonalds.
Shame I'm a nice person.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You got offended over that??

SERIOUSLY??!!

 

[Puddles]

NO!

Do not come in here and talk at me tonight, what part of busy busy are you not getting, seriously go away with the lists. No no & no.