Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

Every night for the past few few weeks I have slept all the way through

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

You dressed up lilke that for the whole day and put all that effort in for how much? Raising just under £300 for Sport Relief is good but when you consider that around 2000 people had the opportunity to donate money I don't believe it's as impressive as you think.

 

[gavgav]

Yes, thanks for closing the program I was using so you could look something up on my computer rather than going back to the office to use your own. I shall really enjoy retyping the last 15 minutes of data entry that were wiped.

(I'd stepped away to try and find some missing information which was throwing up an error message and preventing me from saving.)

Windows Key + L is a very useful keyboard shortcut! I always lock my PC when leaving the desk, even for a few seconds!

 

[gavgav]

Will the 3 of you please grow up and stop acting like 5 year olds and running to the teacher (they are 30,40 and 50 yr olds who cannot get on and run to the boss to bitch when they fall out). I'm hopeful in 3 weeks time that I will become that boss!! They won't get a sympathetic ear from me, more a sit down in my office and let's get this thrashed out and sorted once and for all

 

[Katherine]

Will the 3 of you please grow up and stop acting like 5 year olds and running to the teacher (they are 30,40 and 50 yr olds who cannot get on and run to the boss to bitch when they fall out). I'm hopeful in 3 weeks time that I will become that boss!! They won't get a sympathetic ear from me, more a sit down in my office and let's get this thrashed out and sorted once and for all

Good luck!

 

[ColinJ]

Windows Key + L is a very useful keyboard shortcut! I always lock my PC when leaving the desk, even for a few seconds!

I have been using XP for 15 years and earlier versions of Windows for many years before that, and I did not know that shortcut!

 

[marknotgeorge]

How can you stand with Paris and Brussels if you're going to close the border?

 

[Moon bunny]

I make it a rule to never trust people wearing a woollen hat pulled down over their ears.

 

[swee'pea99]

I have been using XP for 15 years and earlier versions of Windows for many years before that, and I did not know that shortcut!

I've been using Windows since 3.1, and it was only a month ago that I discovered the Windows key. Can't remember what I used it for; thought 'ooh, that's handy'; and promptly forgot it again.

 

[machew]

I make it a rule to never trust people wearing a woollen hat pulled down over their ears.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy... doesn't try it on

 

[Speicher]

Get some larger trousers! Or a longer tee shirt! Or both!

Admittedly I was fascinated as to how much further down your trousers could fall, without them falling down completely, taking your underpants with them. You are a well-built bloke and when you bend over in those trousers, I can see considerably more of your posterior than I should. When they start falling down.......

 

[Speicher]

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosy... doesn't try it on

No man, as yet, has tried it on with me, while he is wearing a tea cosy.

 

[Lullabelle]

I take it you don't have a mirror

You are pushing 50, wearing very tight, short white t-shirt showing off a fat gut hanging over the top of very tight white jeans, not a good look lady

 

[Tin Pot]

"Fascist." Apparently, according to the mods.

 

[raleighnut]

I take it you don't have a mirror

You are pushing 50, wearing very tight, short white t-shirt showing off a fat gut hanging over the top of very tight white jeans, not a good look lady

It doesn't look good on a bloke either.