ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
- Start date
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- Location
- The TerrorVortex
What, just a tea cosy?
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Me neither!
I was once propositioned by a drunken man wearing a tight flourescent green PVC skirt but it inhibited his running, so I was able to make good my escape!
Q: What do you call a drunken man wearing a tight flourescent green PVC skirt?
A: Anything you like - he won't be able to catch you, and he won't remember you if he bumps into you again when he has sobered up and is wearing trousers and running shoes!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
I once ended up wearing a dressing gown in the shed with a man from the Water Board. 
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
How did you know that I have been propositioned by a fully-clothed man wearing wearing a tea cosy?
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
On Wednesday I ended up wearing a pair of Audio Technica headphones at my front door with a man from the Gas Board!I once ended up wearing a dressing gown in the shed with a man from the Water Board.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
Please don't say there's a fault at the exchange and to ring back tomorrow, then tell my OH to start playing with filters &master sockets, and then say it's our router.
Jefferson Meriwether
Veteran
- Location
- Worthing
You're so tired you've got panda eyes & I want to take you to a foam party.
GrumpyGregry
Here for rides.
No. Not no way. Not no how.
simon.r
Person
- Location
- Nottingham
To the young lady who asked me if I wanted my change, rather than just giving it to me, when being served in McDonalds:
'Yes, I would like my 1 pence change please. I know it's not much, but I was brought up by parents who knew the value of money and I dislike it when people throw their coppers away - I'm the one who always stops to pick them up. Maybe that's indicative of the reason I'm now comfortably off and the people I see not picking up their change look as if they could do with every penny they could get".
'Yes, I would like my 1 pence change please. I know it's not much, but I was brought up by parents who knew the value of money and I dislike it when people throw their coppers away - I'm the one who always stops to pick them up. Maybe that's indicative of the reason I'm now comfortably off and the people I see not picking up their change look as if they could do with every penny they could get".
RoubaixCube
~Tribanese~
- Location
- London, UK
I saw a girl I used to go to school with back in the day. The moment I saw her my immediate thought was "Wow.... She's completely let herself go...." She looked like a total train wreck and felt so sorry for her.
I wanted to go over there and say hi but i was a bit of a nobody back in school so I decided to remain anon and let her walk on by.
Another time there was a girl that looked a lot like the ex that I had dated for a good 5 years that visited my workplace. I wasnt too sure if it was her or not and she was with a friend so I decided to keep my distance to prevent things getting awkward.
Maybe I should have gone over there and said hello just to show her that i was still alive as we dont exactly talk and havent done for years, but that was the way she wanted it so I just watched her come and go.
Such is life - we roll the dice and see where it takes us.
I wanted to go over there and say hi but i was a bit of a nobody back in school so I decided to remain anon and let her walk on by.
Another time there was a girl that looked a lot like the ex that I had dated for a good 5 years that visited my workplace. I wasnt too sure if it was her or not and she was with a friend so I decided to keep my distance to prevent things getting awkward.
Maybe I should have gone over there and said hello just to show her that i was still alive as we dont exactly talk and havent done for years, but that was the way she wanted it so I just watched her come and go.
Such is life - we roll the dice and see where it takes us.
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
The next time I'm on that single track road and see someone turn onto it, move one car length onto it, then just sit there expecting me to fit a car in the 3 feet of tarmac remaining, I will stop nose to nose with them, get out of my car, lock it and walk away.
It's called the farking highway code for pete's sake!! The one nearest the wide bit goes to the wide bit, whether it be forward or backward!!
Your manly bits won't fall off you know!
It's called the farking highway code for pete's sake!! The one nearest the wide bit goes to the wide bit, whether it be forward or backward!!
Your manly bits won't fall off you know!
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Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
For a couple of years, off and on, I saw someone I went to Primary School with, I didn't approach him because it was so long ago I didn't think he would recognise/remember me. Last year he approached me which was nice and if we see each other we have a chat, all seems well with him.
