Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I Can't Believe It's Not Better, this attempted humour.
Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
It's all off pat stuff
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
It's all being spread a bit thin...
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
I thought it was thick!
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I guess I'll just have to extend an Olivio branch
James? Is that you? You've never complained about my coffee before.
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
James? Is that you? You've never complained about my coffee before.
He's never had good grounds to complain.
Whey to go Norm!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
James? Is that you? You've never complained about my coffee before.
Eww yuck, your coffee tastes lke mud, was it fresh ground this morning?
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
It tastes worse than that Rat au Van you served earlier.
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Would you like some cheese cake? - I'm not bothered
Do you want a can of beer? - I'm not bothered
Do you want to watch the football/Rugby/F1/Tennis - I'm not bothered
Do you want the heater on/off? - I'm not bothered.
I have never met such a frickin non-committing twunt in my life.
This is how he has been in over 20 years !!!!!
Just make a frickin decision will you?
Do you want a can of beer? - I'm not bothered
Do you want to watch the football/Rugby/F1/Tennis - I'm not bothered
Do you want the heater on/off? - I'm not bothered.
I have never met such a frickin non-committing twunt in my life.
This is how he has been in over 20 years !!!!!
Just make a frickin decision will you?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
You thought you could be so clever, didn't you, you plonker!
A Zebra crossing, do you know what one is, have you seen one before? I'll give you a clue. If you see a pedestrian waiting at the side of the road, right next to the black and white painted lines on the road, you might think about stopping.
Those signs at the side of the road with a two and a zero on them, what do they mean?
You do not decide that if you just judge it properly you will not need to slow down, the pedestrian will be out of your way, if they get a move on. No, I decided that you were approaching too fast, oh .... so you did not see the twenty mile an hour speed limit signs, I thought not. I did not think you were going to stop, so I did not start to cross, oh dear, then you had to stop, didn't you. Then you had to wait for me to cross. You must lead a terribly stressful life if the twenty seconds made such a difference to your progress.
Did you see the elderly gentleman next to me? No, I thought not. You might have avoided colliding with me, then run into the elderly man. In that case, I would have dragged you out of the car, grabbed your keys, and waited for the Police to attend, they are only round the corner, after all.
A Zebra crossing, do you know what one is, have you seen one before? I'll give you a clue. If you see a pedestrian waiting at the side of the road, right next to the black and white painted lines on the road, you might think about stopping.
Those signs at the side of the road with a two and a zero on them, what do they mean?
You do not decide that if you just judge it properly you will not need to slow down, the pedestrian will be out of your way, if they get a move on. No, I decided that you were approaching too fast, oh .... so you did not see the twenty mile an hour speed limit signs, I thought not. I did not think you were going to stop, so I did not start to cross, oh dear, then you had to stop, didn't you. Then you had to wait for me to cross. You must lead a terribly stressful life if the twenty seconds made such a difference to your progress.
Did you see the elderly gentleman next to me? No, I thought not. You might have avoided colliding with me, then run into the elderly man. In that case, I would have dragged you out of the car, grabbed your keys, and waited for the Police to attend, they are only round the corner, after all.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
To the woman in Photo Eccose on Dumbarton High Street today:
Yes, she (Cindy the family dog) is a Staffie, NOT a Pitbull (aren't those illegal anyway?), and another thing, if she was violent, DO YOU THINK I'd LET HER ANYWHERE NEAR YOU AND OTHERS??
10 points for noticing she only has 3 legs though.
Yes, she (Cindy the family dog) is a Staffie, NOT a Pitbull (aren't those illegal anyway?), and another thing, if she was violent, DO YOU THINK I'd LET HER ANYWHERE NEAR YOU AND OTHERS??
10 points for noticing she only has 3 legs though.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Yes, I DO mind having a meeting after work, as unlike you I have better things to do with my non-work time, you chuffing loser
