Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Cubist]

Listen, you moved me to this post because of your shortcomings, and if you think I'm going to roll over to have my tummy tickled now you don't need that job doing anymore you can f*cking think again. Your apologies are hollow and cynical. If I ever get a chance to expose your cretinous incompetence, trust me I will.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

If you want to impress me make some toast.

If the tw#t is getting toast, can I have Guernsey butter and Frank Coopers marmalade on mine please?

 

[Cubist]

Mmmm.... I think I've just got the wording for a new desktop background.

Ta!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Thick cut btw. Thats cut

 

[Cubist]

If the tw#t is getting toast, can I have Guernsey butter and Frank Coopers marmalade on mine please?

I'll have to send him to the shops, he got Lurpak spreadable last week, or you can try my Flora Proactive buttery. He has been known to make reasonable coffee, but there's something about the way he stands in the doorway asking me if I want a cup of HIS coffee rather than mine that gets on my tits.

 

[Cubist]

Thick cut btw. Thats cut

No, it was better when I misread it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Flora Proactive buttery

 

[Cubist]

Yeah, tastes like shoot, but it works. I have it with marmite to mask the bizarre polymer flavouring.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Yeah, tastes like shoot, but it works. I have it with marmite to mask the bizarre polymer flavouring.

Now you're talking!

 

[rich p]

WHY THE **** DO YOU HAVE TO COME INTO MY FORUM AND TALK ABOUT STANOLS AND STEROLS!!&%$££*KF$££$)!!

It makes me soooooooo maaaaaaddddddddd.

 

[Speicher]

WHY THE **** DO YOU HAVE TO COME INTO MY FORUM AND TALK ABOUT STANOLS AND STEROLS!!&%$££*KF$££$)!!

It makes me soooooooo maaaaaaddddddddd.

Rich P
Does that make you feel butter?

 

[rich p]

Rich P
Does that make you feel butter?

Spreading the lurve, Speich

 

[Aperitif]

Spreading the lurve, Speich

I think you have a Stork er...Rich

 

[rich p]

I think you have a Stork er...Rich

That's that salted then

 

[Aperitif]

That's that salted then

Soya coming with that one Rich