Things you'd like to say, but can't

[alicat]

I don't mean to sound funny

Mad Doug Biker, just politely make your excuses and melt away while thinking 'There but for the grace of God'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker, just politely make your excuses and melt away while thinking 'There but for the grace of God'.

I couldn't, I was stuck with him all day.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I couldn't, I was stuck with him all day.

commiserations, MDB.

 

[EltonFrog]

Oi! Putin! John! Get a room.

 

[Maverick Goose]

Oi! Putin! John! Get a room.

Oi!Tony! and you can join them!

 

[Ratchet Cat]

I don't deserve your treatment so go away.
You've picked on the wrong person.
Just remember I have a long memory and a vivid imagination. My revenge will be so sweet.
Oh and your petty little digs at me won't work. You'll get what's coming to you so be warned.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Instead of sending the same document back to me three times saying "This has not been completed", why didn't you say "What you've put in Box A should be in Box B" the first time, thus saving me hours of extra work and angst..... you p****k

 

[TVC]

Oh look, a month into the season and Leicester City are second in the Premier league and all you closet, life long devoted City fans come crawling out of the woodwork. I could have sworn all you were bothered about last year were Manchester United.

 

[Lullabelle]

You look like a bloke in a dress

 

[raleighnut]

Oh look, a month into the season and Leicester City are second in the Premier league and all you closet, life long devoted City fans come crawling out of the woodwork. I could have sworn all you were bothered about last year were Manchester United.

I've noticed that and I'm not even a footy fan.
Valentino is leading the MotoGP championship by quite a bit though again so 'Ya Boo Sucks' to all those who had written 'The Goat' off.

 

[Andy_R]

You look like a bloke in a dress

have you been spying on me???? I knew those curtains weren't properly closed.

 

[andyfraser]

Is it too much trouble to actually put the information I need in the email you sent me where I can see it? It may well be in the chain of dozens of email replies below yours but how am I supposed to know it's there or where in there it is unless you tell me? Start acting as part of a team instead of trying to be clever you complete moron.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Here's a radical idea; how about actually opening the box that I sent you before ringing my boss to complain that I'd missed out a vital component and that you weren't able to start the repairs on the customer's motorbike yesterday?

One would think that the weight of the parcel might have been a slight clue that the crankshaft was contained therein.

 

[srw]

I know where my passport is.

 

[surfdude]

she not the right fecking girl for you son . non of us like her and we think she is taking you for a ride (not a bike type one) . please dump her asap .