Things you'd like to say, but can't

[andyfraser]

she not the right fecking girl for you son . non of us like her and we think she is taking you for a ride (not a bike type one) . please dump her asap .

I used to quite like the bike type ones.

 

[Tim Hall]

I know where my passport is.

Cancel it, order a new one. The lost one will then turn up. IME, buggrit.

 

[srw]

Cancel it, order a new one. The lost one will then turn up. IME, buggrit.

Touch and go whether the passport and India visa will both turn up in time for a trip to Madrid...

 

[Tim Hall]

Touch and go whether the passport and India visa will both turn up in time for a trip to Madrid...

FWIW, my replacement arrived today, a week and a day after the form was sent off.

 

[classic33]

Cancel it, order a new one. The lost one will then turn up. IME, buggrit.

That'll only happen when its replacement is paid for, in full.

 

[srw]

FWIW, my replacement arrived today, a week and a day after the form was sent off.

My secretary is organising me. I have an appointment on Friday.

(That's something I can say)

 

[srw]

I know where my passport is.

I found my passport myself, and it wasn't in a pretty obvious place in the kitchen, where I spent a fair amount of time last weekend.

 

[marknotgeorge]

You must have read my mind. I was just musing that it'd be nice to listen to some music when the memo about listening to stuff on phones dropped in my inbox. Heigh ho. I'll just have to rely on earworms.

And because you can read me mind, you'll hear them too. How does it go again? I know a song that'll get on yer nerves...

 

[srw]

I found my passport myself, and it wasn't in a pretty obvious place in the kitchen, where I spent a fair amount of time last weekend.

And my passport was the only thing I've mislaid recently - I also knew exactly where my bunch of keys were at all times during the last couple of weeks.

 

[Lullabelle]

Your husband is going to Scotland for a long golfing weekend with his friends, I wonder how much he had to spend on presents to keep you happy, well, I say happy, you never are, nothing is good enough for you and you moan all the time about pretty much everything which may be why he is going away for a long weekend to get away from you.

 

[perplexed]

You are so thick.

I've had more satisfying conversations with sludge.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You look like a bloke in a dress

That's because I AM at the weekends!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are so thick.

I've had more satisfying conversations with sludge.

Who is Sludge?? I mean, I imagine that must be a nickname.... Surely??

 

[Dmcd33]

Maybe if you stopped driving everywhere and scapegoating cyclists (of which you porbably pass 10 on your way to work) as slowing you down on your way to work in your predominantly empty car. Then you wouldn't be so Fu*&(^"" unhappy and fat!!!

And no! Road tax does not mean you have a right to run people over you fat pri**K!!!!!!!!!

 

[perplexed]

Who is Sludge?? I mean, I imagine that must be a nickname.... Surely??

Only when I'm cursing it in the garden whilst digging!