Things you'd like to say, but can't

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
Shasta Daisy and Buddleia!

That sounds like a little used rural train station or something
 
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andyfraser

Über Member
Location
Bristol
You can see that the road narrows a bit then splits in two for the roundabout. It took me about 2 seconds to get from where you came up behind me to where the road splits. So why the hell did you pass, very close, then pull in right in front of me on the narrow bit before taking the right hand lane?! We both entered the roundabout together and we'd have had the same outcome if you'd just waited two seconds behind me!
 

pauldavid

Veteran
Nobody cares what you think you odious little sh**bag, go back to your office and pipe down!

And no I won't work late, you caused the whole sorry mess, you fix it.
 
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Location
Salford
Stop
farking
sniffing
 

fimm

Veteran
Location
Edinburgh
Yes, that is the previous version of the document template. However it was the current version of the template when I wrote the document. It isn't my fault that it has taken this long for you to review it.
 

andyfraser

Über Member
Location
Bristol
What a 42 carat plonker you really are!

Not only do you blast passed me on a 30 mph road, when I'm doing 30[1], but you then pull out in front of that large white 4x4. How he missed hitting you is a miracle[2]. Hopefully you'll think about this and take things a bit easier in future[3].

[1] Downhill with me in primary.
[2] I'm going to have to go over the video but it looked like mere inches.
[3] Pigs might fly!
 

Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
I don't mean to sound funny, I vaguely imagine that you must actually be Autistic or similar, but

A. Much as I like the subject, are you actually capable of speaking about anything else. Seriously?? An entire day of it is a bit waring, even for me!

B. Do you ever actually shut up for long enough to breath??

And

C. Do you always speak in that slightly grating tone of voice and at that volume??
 
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