Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Dave the Smeghead]

The fella in Nigera saying he's facilitating in an illegal activity, hence his larger share?

Oh no, he has assured me that it is all perfectly legal, just some kind of mix up with those stout chaps in the Nigerian banking system. I just have to give him my bank account details and he will take only 20% for facilitating the transfer.
So thats £1 million to him, and he is such a kind chap, and £4 million to me. I have already laid out the deposit on my new country mansion and the Aston Martin in anticipation

 

[classic33]

Oh no, he has assured me that it is all perfectly legal, just some kind of mix up with those stout chaps in the Nigerian banking system. I just have to give him my bank account details and he will take only 20% for facilitating the transfer.
So thats £1 million to him, and he is such a kind chap, and £4 million to me. I have already laid out the deposit on my new country mansion and the Aston Martin in anticipation

Mine's only US$56,000,000. Relative working out there died with all his family in a car crash

 

[byegad]

Your 5 year old is a local nuisance and totally out of control, maybe it has something to do with the fact that you were a sh*t as a child and conceived the poor little boy while still 15yrs old. Now grow up and take some responsibility FFS!

 

[TVC]

Those blue and white polka dot knickers look fine. However if you had worn leggings that fitted rather than ones that were two sizes too small and stretched almost to breaking point, I and everyone else in Ikea would have had no idea about the colour and condition of your knickers.

 

[potsy]

Those blue and white polka dot knickers look fine. However if you had worn leggings that fitted rather than ones that were two sizes too small and stretched almost to breaking point, I and everyone else in Ikea would have had no idea about the colour and condition of your knickers.

I hope that wasn't Lu?

 

[TVC]

I hope that wasn't Lu?

Lu would not be caught dead wearing leggings.

 

[TVC]

What's wrong with leggings, Potsy wears them.

Q.E.D.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Notice to Dunelm Mill:
All the screws on your curtain rails don't have straight heads and don't fit a normal Phillips head screwdriver. All the screws on your blinds are too soft so the heads strip with the slightest resistance, and also they don't quite fit a normal Phillips head screwdriver.
So it's ok. I'll use my own bloody screws!

 

[ScotiaLass]

Don't turn to me when this all backfires on you.
You really don't know what you've done and what's to come.
Justice will be served.

 

[ScotiaLass]

My world is full of idiots...

So you call me in a right state, from the other side of the world. I calm you down and advise a hospital visit.
You tell me today that the person that caused all of this is still living in YOUR house!
While I know this is your decision, this isn't the first time.
Don't ask for my help then ignore the advice.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

What sort of Daffodilling game are you playing you raging Chrysanthemum?

You can't come to me in my union rep capacity waving your arms about like we're lookong at a return to Sodom and Gomorrah then loudly and repeatedly support the same Bluebelling idea in front of the big boss.

I'm Crocussing busy with my own Dahliaing day job and haven't got the time to pursue Nasturtiuming wild goose chases because you want to play both ends off against the middle.

And by the way you may not give a Hyacinth that this has potentially massive effects for a number of peoples lives and careers but I have to and I do.

 

[classic33]

Notice to Dunelm Mill:
All the screws on your curtain rails don't have straight heads and don't fit a normal Phillips head screwdriver. All the screws on your blinds are too soft so the heads strip with the slightest resistance, and also they don't quite fit a normal Phillips head screwdriver.
So it's ok. I'll use my own bloody screws!

Posidrive, Superfast, Twinfast!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What sort of Daffodilling game are you playing you raging Chrysanthemum?

You can't come to me in my union rep capacity waving your arms about like we're lookong at a return to Sodom and Gomorrah then loudly and repeatedly support the same Bluebelling idea in front of the big boss.

I'm Crocussing busy with my own Dahliaing day job and haven't got the time to pursue Nasturtiuming wild goose chases because you want to play both ends off against the middle.

And by the way you may not give a Hyacinth that this has potentially massive effects for a number of peoples lives and careers but I have to and I do.

Have you thought about working in a garden centre instead??

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Have you thought about working in a garden centre instead??

You can Azalea off too

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ooohh, foxglove rude!