Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Slioch]

I'll see your Unst, and raise you a Muckle Flugga

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh BONKLE!! That was a good one, I clearly will need to up my game I see, but not in this thread I fear

 

[TVC]

Oh BONKLE!! That was a good one, I clearly will need to up my game I see, but not in this thread I fear

This is the worst game of Mornington Crescent I've ever played.

Paisley.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

"Have you ever done any of this sheet for real? Have you ever still been around when the outcomes of your cloud-cuckoo-land processes get implemented? No? Well chuff off back to business school then and enrol on 'listening to the grown-ups 101' toot chuffin' sweet!"

 

[andytheflyer]

You should try visiting the flatter parts of Lincolnshire, it is banjo country.

Just a minute - I'm from one of the flattest (and below sea level) bits - or maybe I should not admit to that?

But I can see where you're coming from.

 

[Profpointy]

I'll see your Unst, and raise you a Muckle Flugga

Twatt

 

[pauldavid]

Just a minute - I'm from one of the flattest (and below sea level) bits - or maybe I should not admit to that?

But I can see where you're coming from.

So, do you own a banjo?

 

[TVC]

So, do you own a banjo?

Yep, he sits there in his rocker on the front porch watching to see where people are coming from.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Twatt

That's no way to speak to Slioch!

 

[Lullabelle]

Your granddaughter cries, howls and screeches a lot, is she ok? She sounds a bit like our colleagues child who was later diagnosed as autistic.

 

[rdfcyclist]

You're beginning to over stay your welcome so GTFO my house. I work on six days of the week and Saturday night is my time for my hobby. If I wanted to see people I would be out on the town, in the pub, at least on social media. But gues what? *whispers* I'm not...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You're beginning to over stay your welcome so GTFO my house. I work on six days of the week and Saturday night is my time for my hobby. If I wanted to see people I would be out on the town, in the pub, at least on social media. But gues what? *whispers* I'm not...

It was only the guy from the electric here to read the meter!!

 

[Speicher]

Both of you are boring twerps of the highest order.

 

[potsy]

Both of you are boring twerps of the highest order.

Can we guess who you are talking about?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Can we guess who you are talking about?

Only TVC and Colly have 'liked' the post so far, so, going on an educated guess.....