Things you'd like to say, but can't

[EltonFrog]

You won't learn will you, you splenetic microbe? No one cares what you think.

 

[ScotiaLass]

I needed something for my CV as I have been self employed for decades. It seems that employers see 'self employed' and translate it as 'doesn't play nicely with others' (which might have some truth but that's not the point).
He now wants me to totally manage his business while he buggers off around Europe for a year. He wants full time commitment for less money than he is paying his apprentice.
Mostly, I am a lovely person but every so often, I do need to get my hair off.

Edited: Just seen a bloody grocer's apostrophe. Terrible form!

He is taking the p*ss. Tell him that. You'd get more if you were unemployed.

 

[ScotiaLass]

So when I ask you why you don't stock the larger bottles of skimmed milk, your reply of "we get a few in each week, but they aren't popular" is obviously bollocks!
If they were still sitting there every time I came in, they wouldn't be popular!
Your prices are typical corner shop prices, the least you can do is get in what the customers want.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Actually ended up with over a thousand views and at least 30 watchers but none of them bought it. It didn't sell so I relisted it and within 24 hours had 250 views and 15 watchers. Where do they all come from and why are they all afraid to press buy!

GRRRR, hope Evans do not sell out of the bike I have my eye on. If not I will have to wait until November when the Cyclescheme opens up.

Stick it in the classifieds on here. At least it will be watched by people who know what they are looking at - well maybe

 

[Lullabelle]

You have schmoozed me for business and yet when we place an order your donut of a driver delivers someone else's order not a good start to this relationship

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I take it by the empty bottle of Jim Beam by the door and being nocturnal again that you're getting cash from somewhere, but there's been little job hunting in the last four days.

 

[TVC]

If you understood what teabagging is, you might not be so keen to use 'teabagger' to mean 'fellow tea drinker' ...

 

[Lullabelle]

If you understood what teabagging is, you might not be so keen to use 'teabagger' to mean 'fellow tea drinker' ...

 

[Slioch]

Thanks a lot @User13710 , I had to google that! Making the morning tea will never be the same again

 

[Lullabelle]

Thanks a lot @User13710 , I had to google that! Making the morning tea will never be the same again

Ross Noble did a routine on teabagging, I laughed so much I hurt

 

[andyfraser]

If you understood what teabagging is, you might not be so keen to use 'teabagger' to mean 'fellow tea drinker' ...

Lol! This is a further exmple of how the adult world has corrupted our language. If anyone I know says they're going on a watersports holiday I can't stop laughing for hours! lol

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Or the old one of dog walkers talking about going out 'Dogging'.

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

No no no no!

Makes me pleased I am a morning person!

 

[Dave the Smeghead]

Or the old one of dog walkers talking about going out 'Dogging'.

Thats what they say.........

 

[Fnaar]

Lol! This is a further exmple of how the adult world has corrupted our language. If anyone I know says they're going on a watersports holiday I can't stop laughing for hours! lol

Or when female friends and colleagues talk about going for a facial*

*Not that I have the slightest inkling what other possible meaning that might have.