Things you'd like to say, but can't
- Thread starter Stig-OT-Dump
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Spinney
Bimbleur extraordinaire
- Location
- Back up north
It will be - she lives in Wales!Thanks. Thanks a lot. I hope it's raining where you live.
LCpl Boiled Egg
Three word soundbite
Wales? That reminds me of something I'd like to say but can't.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
- Location
- Shrewsbury, Shropshire
Will I still have a job come Christmas? 
Nigel-YZ1
Guru
- Location
- Somewhere else... maybe soon.
http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/say.php
In case you have a few hours free...
CharlieB
Junior Walker and the Allstars
- Location
- Therivermeadowatthepileofstones
Hey - recently appointed FD.
I'm well aware you want, and have already appointed, the highly paid and over-qualified staff you really want in your Finance department, and us three old 'uns with experience count for f##k all and are 5h1t at our jobs in your estimation.
We also know that 5h1t floats to the top and that we three on top are in all likelihood due for the chop very soon.
The three of us have been working our butts off this week, with no lunch breaks, and 11 hour days right through to finalise the poxy Finance report that carries your name, with every last pernickety amendment duly made. It would be nice or even polite, when you come up to our office from the sharp end downstairs if you just acknowledged we exist, rather than simply passing straight through to the Head of Finance's office without even a generic and token good morning to the department as a whole.
There, that's better.
I'm well aware you want, and have already appointed, the highly paid and over-qualified staff you really want in your Finance department, and us three old 'uns with experience count for f##k all and are 5h1t at our jobs in your estimation.
We also know that 5h1t floats to the top and that we three on top are in all likelihood due for the chop very soon.
The three of us have been working our butts off this week, with no lunch breaks, and 11 hour days right through to finalise the poxy Finance report that carries your name, with every last pernickety amendment duly made. It would be nice or even polite, when you come up to our office from the sharp end downstairs if you just acknowledged we exist, rather than simply passing straight through to the Head of Finance's office without even a generic and token good morning to the department as a whole.
There, that's better.
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Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
What the actual f**k is it with TV companies at the moment being obsessed with people on Benefits??
Not a week goes by it seems without some programme about the subject, and they seem to be getting increasingly sensationalist about it. Channel 4 and 5 seem to be the worst culprits.
Not a week goes by it seems without some programme about the subject, and they seem to be getting increasingly sensationalist about it. Channel 4 and 5 seem to be the worst culprits.
Ratchet Cat
Veteran
I have a medical condition. I am on medication and am trying to get it sorted out.
Yelling at me in front of everyone won't make it go away. No I can't get it sorted out in two weeks.
Stress makes it worse. So stop shouting at me you stupid bitch!!!
Yelling at me in front of everyone won't make it go away. No I can't get it sorted out in two weeks.
Stress makes it worse. So stop shouting at me you stupid bitch!!!
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
You wrote the standard.
You wrote the firmware for the device which claims to support the standard.
And you wrote the operating system APIs for the standard.
The three of you get in that room. No pizza until you get all three working nicely!
You wrote the firmware for the device which claims to support the standard.
And you wrote the operating system APIs for the standard.
The three of you get in that room. No pizza until you get all three working nicely!
simon the viking
Guru
marknotgeorge
Hol den Vorschlaghammer!
- Location
- Derby.
Hah! I wish. I've got the usual run-around. Topeak (for it is a Topeak Panobike BLE Speed and Cadence sensor I'm trying to connect to) tell me their device supports the Bluetooth 4.0, and to use the BT APIs to program their device. Microsoft tell me it's because of the way the sensor handles bonding.If you have 'The Power' to organise this then... It really should be said
simon the viking
Guru
Ah I see! I thought it might be work related thing where you could take their sweeties off em till its sorted.... Hope you get it sorted
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
I know I said I wasn't going to buy any more for the time being, but, umm, I just bought the last few I really wanted. That will be the end of it. Sorry.
Lullabelle
Banana
- Location
- Midlands UK
I know it is a hot day and that you are a rather large lady but that is no excuse for smelling THAT bad, get some deodorant under those armpits 
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
....the mind boggles, Doug. I'm now guessing that you've just bought the Flying Scotsman to add to Sir Nigel Gresley
The Flying Moneypit??
Oh no no no no no, I would never lower myself to that level!
