Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lisa21]

"Look, I know that murder is, strictly speaking,illegal in this country so please, spare me the trauma of jail and go & throw yourself into a giant sized vat of milk and drown your treacherous lying arse."

.......and breathe.....

There, all better now



ps, Kitty...lmfao at your pointsettia.....it comes with age im sure...my 75 year old auntie gave me one last week and I am almost resorting to glue in an attempt to keep its one remaining leaf on

EDIT...forget that bit,just got home from work and its one remaining leaf is now on the floor.......

 

[XmisterIS]

Oh my ... some threads are worth seeking out and resurrecting when one is pissed off enough!

Fuming, I tell you, absolutely fuming ...

*ahem*

When there is one single, solitary vehicle other than me on the dual carriageway, and it happens to be a lorry, and I happen to take all of 15 seconds to overtake it, you may NOT appear out of nowhere from round a bend, driving your shiny blue Subaru Impreza at well over 100 mph and come screaming up to the boot of my car and then sit there, one inch from my bumper, blaring your horn at me, shouting at me, waving your fist at me, flashing your lights at me ... and you definitely may NOT aggressively overtake me, while taking a little time to sit along side me, wind the window down and shout abuse at me and then swerve towards me several times before pulling in front of me and braking repeatedly, causing both me and the lorry behind to brake sharply (that's why the lorry beeped and flashed while you were behaving like knob), and then you accelerated off again to well over 100mph. And that kind of behaviour on your part is particularly repulsive when all I was doing was overtaking a lorry and you saw fit to abuse and try to bully me even though I did not react to you at all.

You, sir, are a obnoxious, antisocial, repellent, aggressive, sociopathic a$$hole! If you had blocked me in and tried to force me to stop (which I thought you might be about to do at one point), you would have found out that I have a spade in the boot and I would have whacked you round the head with it!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When there is one single, solitary vehicle other than me on the dual carriageway, and it happens to be a lorry, and I happen to take all of 15 seconds to overtake it, you may NOT appear out of nowhere from round a bend, driving your shiny blue Subaru Impreza at well over 100 mph and come screaming up to the boot of my car and then sit there, one inch from my bumper, blaring your horn at me, shouting at me, waving your fist at me, flashing your lights at me ... and you definitely may NOT aggressively overtake me, while taking a little time to sit along side me, wind the window down and shout abuse at me and then swerve towards me several times before pulling in front of me and braking repeatedly, causing both me and the lorry behind to brake sharply (that's why the lorry beeped and flashed while you were behaving like knob), and then you accelerated off again to well over 100mph. And that kind of behaviour on your part is particularly repulsive when all I was doing was overtaking a lorry and you saw fit to abuse and try to bully me even though I did not react to you at all.

You, sir, are a obnoxious, antisocial, repellent, aggressive, sociopathic a$hole! If you had blocked me in and tried to force me to stop (which I thought you might be about to do at one point), you would have found out that I have a spade in the boot and I would have whacked you round the head with it!

and relax...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

... and report. Who knows, maybe the lorry driver will too...

 

[Archie_tect]

Oh my ... some threads are worth seeking out and resurrecting when one is pissed off enough!

Fuming, I tell you, absolutely fuming ...

*ahem*

When there is one single, solitary vehicle other than me on the dual carriageway, and it happens to be a lorry, and I happen to take all of 15 seconds to overtake it, you may NOT appear out of nowhere from round a bend, driving your shiny blue Subaru Impreza at well over 100 mph and come screaming up to the boot of my car and then sit there, one inch from my bumper, blaring your horn at me, shouting at me, waving your fist at me, flashing your lights at me ... and you definitely may NOT aggressively overtake me, while taking a little time to sit along side me, wind the window down and shout abuse at me and then swerve towards me several times before pulling in front of me and braking repeatedly, causing both me and the lorry behind to brake sharply (that's why the lorry beeped and flashed while you were behaving like knob), and then you accelerated off again to well over 100mph. And that kind of behaviour on your part is particularly repulsive when all I was doing was overtaking a lorry and you saw fit to abuse and try to bully me even though I did not react to you at all.

You, sir, are a obnoxious, antisocial, repellent, aggressive, sociopathic a$hole! If you had blocked me in and tried to force me to stop (which I thought you might be about to do at one point), you would have found out that I have a spade in the boot and I would have whacked you round the head with it!

Ah, you've discovered the unmarke police car then....

 

[Speicher]

I cannot believe you said that! I would like to call you a complete idiot, but parts of you are missing.

You are being bossy, selfish, arrogant and bossy. You exagerate, tell lies, and you are bossy. You also have an extremely short memory, and no concept whatsoever of taking into account the preferences of others, and you are bossy. You also frequently contradict yourself in your haste to argue with my point of view. You profess knowledge of a situation with which I know you are not remotely familiar. Then you have the audacity to suggest I have a negative attitude.

Take note therefore, in triplicate, if you so wish, that I intend to completely ignore your ridiculous, tedious, over-complex and unnecessary plan.

This statement would have been twice as long, but I have deleted the expletives.

 

[Campfire]

What are those jeans hanging on by?

 

[Kirstie]

What are those jeans hanging on by?

You know they have tit tape for precarious frocks? Maybe they've developed arse tape for precarious jeans! It would probably need to be more robust for arses though, like double sided gaffa tape or something...

 

[Kirstie]

...anyway, my latest....

Did you know that everyone thinks you're a complete bully? After your departure from the organization was announced, did you realise that the you tube clip of the song 'ding dong the witch is dead' was circulating on email for several weeks? And that nobody takes you seriously any more, so your corrupt, pathetic, manipulative power hungry little games have been exposed for what they are? No? Shame...

 

[ColinJ]

After your departure from the organization was announced, did you realise that the you tube clip of the song 'ding dong the witch is dead' was circulating on email for several weeks?

Ouch!

I liked the comment on a leaving card for somebody not well-liked in my office, years back:

"I'm sure that you'll be sorely missed!" (It was definitely not sincere!)

 

[jethro10]

council house users,well those who have there rent paid by my taxes , and come to think about it the rest too, they are not ur homes you rent them off use via our council, you have no right to fall behind in the rent you must look after our property and you should keep yopur gardens tidy not fill them full of junk, poverty is no excuse for bad manners, Ps i would like to see a new crime one of crime against the comunity and if you dont want to be part of it please leave.

I'm sure I never replied to this thread, but.. well... this sounds like I have ;-)

J

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

"I didn't put on half a stone over christmas."

Oh well, the diet has started, it might be back off by June

 

[Fnaar]

You are a complete tw@t and I hate you

(not Stig, obv, but a cOMPLETE-tW@T)

 

[rich p]

You are pathetic. Sometimes you're mildly amusing but I have no respect for you at all. Zero, just pathetic.


Oh, hang on, that was my daughter in her teens talking to me

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Amazing to think that a lumbering old oaf like rich could produce such an astute offspring