Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Eurygnomes]

Sure. I can certainly create a new report in 30 mins based on poor yet opposing data from five systems about something no one can do anything about which won't be read by anyone who needs to see it and will be required to look different from those produced in other regions so that our stakeholders recognise us... We no longer exist, remember?

No, I won't take you back, because I'll never trust you again and the level of suspicion I'll carry for the next year will embitter me for longer than we were even together. You're just not worth it, I'm worth more.

 

[Speicher]

E-mail? What e-mail?

Oh that e-mail. The one I opened and was greeted with the sound effects of you back pedalling.

My reply? What reply? Were you expecting a reply?

No, I will not reply. The whole thing has been passed on to someone who will deal with it, on my behalf.

Yes, I know that he will do it, because I had already asked him if he would. I could see this turn of events some time ago. I was patient with you, but I doubt that he will be as patient.

I would have continued to help you in every way I could. You decided that you could do without my help, and you told me in no uncertain terms to allow you to do it your way. Yes, you can do it your way, and without any further input or suggestions from me. I have spent so much time and put so much effort into this, over the last how many years? It is clear that you are not happy with the way I have dealt with it, and that you do not think I know anything at all about the subject.

I therefore suggest that all further questions are forwarded to the new encumbent of this problem.

You are still not listening, are you.

It....is....no......longer......my.....responsibility.

 

[Corvette chic]

When I ask you to assist me on this project (which you freaking well bent over backwards to be included) DON'T piss off and help out another team and then try and blame the junior. Take the critiscm on the chin 'cos if I find out you've put it in your appraisal (and I will) I will be reading you your fortune YOU BITCH!



ooooh breathe

 

[Archie_tect]

WHY did you insist you had to have the drawings done over the week-end, knowing in advance that you wouldn't be in on Monday or Tuesday?
Worse than that, if you knew in advance that the main board weren't going to submit a realistic bid for the site, why did you need me to do the drawings in the first place?

 

[XmisterIS]

Driving one inch from my rear bumper, flashing your lights and blaring your horn will not make me go any faster, especially when I am driving at 30mph in a 30mph zone ....

 

[Speicher]

Yes, hello. I have got a nasty cold, so I am sorry that I do not want to be talking on the phone, I am sure you understand...

What, you do not understand? Can you not hear that my voice is croakey? and that I am coughing? I said "I do not want to be on the phone for long", which part of that sentence is beyond your comprehension.

 

[badkitty]

It's a C sharp, for god's sake! Not a C natural! You were playing it perfectly yesterday, so why the hell are you playing it wrong today? You're going to be in front of an audience at 2pm today, so could you please stop playing every C sharp so badly that my skin creeps?

Ok, so the school nativity might not be the epitome of musical achievement, and you are only 7, but even so sweetheart...

 

[Archie_tect]

It's a C sharp, for god's sake! Not a C natural! You were playing it perfectly yesterday, so why the hell are you playing it wrong today? You're going to be in front of an audience at 2pm today, so could you please stop playing every C sharp so badly that my skin creeps?

Ok, so the school nativity might not be the epitome of musical achievement, and you are only 7, but even so sweetheart...

So badkitty is Mrs Badcrumble!

 

[badkitty]

So badkitty is Mrs Badcrumble!

Yep, you got me! Got tired of the clarinet though and moved to the fiddle instead.

 

[Speicher]

Yes, I am aware how well-educated you are, and what a magnificient career you have had in the field of clinical psychology. I am also aware that you are not a complete idiot, it's just that some parts of you are missing.

 

[postman]

Don't ask me to be part of any team .I have standards that most of the team do not match up to .So i'll do it by myself .Cos then it's right and i won't have to do it all over again .


So nice to put that down .

 

[krushavik]

I agree. The closer you come the slower I'll go so just bloody back off.

Driving one inch from my rear bumper, flashing your lights and blaring your horn will not make me go any faster, especially when I am driving at 30mph in a 30mph zone ....

 

[Maz]

 

[TheDoctor]

I can perfectly well be polite to someone.
But don't ask me to like them.
I won't. And I never will. I bear grudges...

 

[Kirstie]

Your job title is 'co-ordinator' which means that you have to co-ordinate, not leave things to chance and hope that other people will do them anyway....