Things or people that annoy you

[Mad Doug Biker]

Wimbledon! I'm currently constructing the new nuclear bunker out the back for my 2 weeks of solitude during July.

At least the Olympics have the decency of being the first here since 1948, but Wimbledon is every single bloody year!!

I tell you what, if Murray wins this year, that, combined with the Olympics AND the Jubilee is going to send the BBC into meltdown, and they will have to construct extra drainage systems to collect all the dribble and froth from the presenters!

Heck, they will need horse tranquilisers just to stay calm!

Thank goodness it isn't a World Cup year too, the presenters would be gibbering wrecks by the end of it! (more so than usual I mean).

 

[Paul J]

I like cats, I like dogs, I hate...

 

[Brandane]

I tell you what, if Murray wins this year,

No danger of that happening though. Of course IF he does well, he'll be "British". If he gets a spanking in the early rounds, he'll be "Scottish".

 

[Brandane]

Could Zoe Ball please deputise for Ken Bruce once; just once, without mentioning her sodding husband and kids every 4.3 minutes.

It's not too much to ask.

Thank you.

Never noticed that before, and now it's going to annoy me too. She didn't even get past the handover this morning without mentioning Norman FatBoySlim!

 

[LarryDuff]

Being told for the third (or maybe fourth) year ina row that this no pay rise this year.Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[colly]

Actually, I've just thought of an even better antidote.....why don't we all switch off our TVs and go out cycling?

Good Lord ! Rocky has said something sensible !!

 

[colly]

I like cats, I like dogs, I hate...

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Very artistic. All your own work?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

I like cats, I like dogs, I hate...

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Eats, shoots and leaves.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug, I can advise you on this.....just watch the cycling on the telly and ignore Wimbledon. Then you won't be tortured by Sue Barker, Gary Linekar and their acolytes.

Actually, I've just thought of an even better antidote.....why don't we all switch off our TVs and go out cycling?

I would, but certain other people in the house ALWAYS have to watch the ruddy thing, so, yes, I'll go for a cycle every day, but when it comes to the Ctycling, Le Tour Et Al, then I'm stuck with the highlights programme on ITV 4.


Not good, I know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cool! Do I need the latest version of..... Whatever it is called this week just to see the ruddy thing online?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I like cats, I like dogs, I hate...

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Ah ha! I was wondering who had stepped in my Chicken Korma!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Yes, when it comes to compootlers, I just use them.

 

[youngoldbloke]

Can't be bothered to plough throughthe whole thread ..... anyone mentioned GOLF. And CRICKET on long wave?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Twats who swim in front of your scull...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

No no, I'm just talking about the swans on the Clyde at Glasgow....