Things or people that annoy you

[ColinJ]

Or own a garden and/or a lawn nearby?

[Talking to myself again ...] I own neither so they shoot in my back yard instead! (Well they do it lots of times until they eventually get tired of having buckets of water tipped over them from my bathroom window!)

The difference between a cat and a dog is that the dog will either sense that you are not happy at what it is about to do, or with what it has just done, and will not do it again. The cat will be oblivious and do it, then do it again, and again ...

My ex's cat jumped up on a kitchen worktop once and tried to stick its face in our food so I yelled at it and chased it out of the house. I took some food through to the dining table and within 5 seconds it was back through the window and trying again. I shouted even louder at it and made as if to kick it and it fled. Same thing happened again ... It seemed totally incapable of connecting Big-angry-human-loud-noise-terror with face-in-human-food! What was more annoying was that we'd only fed it about 10 minutes earlier - it wasn't even really hungry.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Or own a garden and/or a lawn nearby?

Very right you are there, Colin, all normal outdoor cats do their stuff in next door's gardens ... apart from my two, they both insist on using the cat litter inside

 

[Paul J]

Dog owners that don't clean up after their pets in public places.

 

[PaulB]

[Talking to myself again ...] I own neither so they shoot in my back yard instead! (Well they do it lots of times until they eventually get tired of having buckets of water tipped over them from my bathroom window!)

The difference between a cat and a dog is that the dog will either sense that you are not happy at what it is about to do, or with what it has just done, and will not do it again. The cat will be oblivious and do it, then do it again, and again ...

My ex's cat jumped up on a kitchen worktop once and tried to stick its face in our food so I yelled at it and chased it out of the house. I took some food through to the dining table and within 5 seconds it was back through the window and trying again. I shouted even louder at it and made as if to kick it and it fled. Same thing happened again ... It seemed totally incapable of connecting Big-angry-human-loud-noise-terror with face-in-human-food! What was more annoying was that we'd only fed it about 10 minutes earlier - it wasn't even really hungry.

We were in our local, the Admiral Lord Rodney last Monday night and as we first went in and stood at the bar to order our drinks, we happened to be next to a man sitting at the bar eating his chicken dinner. He was facing towards us, on his right so didn't notice a car walk along the bar on his left and right up to his plate. We noticed the cat early on but didn't think for one minute it would do what it tried to do but it got so close, we alerted him. Naturally, he wasn't happy so yelled at the cat who flinched, backed off and as soon as he turned his attention back to his plate, the cat came back again for another try! It wasn't some mangy auld thing but the pub's well-fed cat with no fear of people whatsoever.

 

[potsy]

When I cut my grass for the first time the other week it had several cat turds on it then the other day whilst digging some soil over there was a sudden stink of cat shite it wasnt until I had to nip into the house for the shed keys I had a look at my Trainers and the bottom of the left one was covered in cat turd so trainers went in the bin.

 

[YahudaMoon]

Fixie

Rodie


No idea where these terms come from ?

Definitely never been used pre 5 year back

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Dog owners that don't clean up after their pets in public places.

And worse, the ones who do bag it then either just leave the bag where it is or throw it up a tree or in a hedge. WTF are they thinking??

(Speaking as a dog owner BTW)

 

[ianrauk]

And worse, the ones who do bag it then either just leave the bag where it is or throw it up a tree or in a hedge. WTF are they thinking??

(Speaking as a dog owner BTW)

Yup, see a lot of that in one of the parks on my commute.

 

[Andy_R]

And worse, the ones who do bag it then either just leave the bag where it is or throw it up a tree or in a hedge. WTF are they thinking??

(Speaking as a dog owner BTW)

Ahh...the dog sh!t tree......almost as common as cherry trees

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Quote from a fridge magnet a friend gave me: "people who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life"

No, they are just horrible things!

Anyway, anyone who doesn't like dogs was obviously a cat in a previous life lol.

Need I say more?

Dog - Love

Cat - HATE!!

Dog owners that don't clean up after their pets in public places.

Cat owners who don't either, and pretend that their darling tiddles never defecates outside. EVER! It is all the flat of us dog owners....
Hell, we probably to out and plant the stuff in the middle of the night just to annoy you all!

And worse, the ones who do bag it then either just leave the bag where it is or throw it up a tree or in a hedge. WTF are they thinking??

(Speaking as a dog owner BTW)

It is just a subversive compulsion because we are all told what to do and are demonised over not picking up after our dogs.

It is a

'LOOK AT US YOU PC IDIOTS!'

Statement.


Actually, I suspect people are just lazy. Same old, same old.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

People who are scared of death and pretend it doesn't exist, or wrap so much euphemism up around it it that it ceases to mean anything anymore.

 

[ColinJ]

People who are scared of death and pretend it doesn't exist, or wrap so much euphemism up around it it that it ceases to mean anything anymore.

I think you've jumped threads!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've jumped to the far side muhahahaha!!


.....Any messages?

 

[swee'pea99]

Need I say more?

This instantly made me think Chris & Stewie...

 

[slowmotion]

Dog owners that don't clean up after their pets in public places.

That's shoot.