Things or people that annoy you

[Mad Doug Biker]

The ever so smug cat owners who slag you for having a dog and that it craps all over the place and you never clean it up and so on.

...And then let their darling cat out at night to take a toxic turd right in the middle of my lawn!!


Personally, I'd ban the horrible vile creatures.... and their cats too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Herons.

Collared Doves.

You wake up in the morning and all you hear is

'Do do do, do do do!'

I really want to shout back at them

'Ron ron ron, ron ron ron!'

But I don't know if Collared Dove humour goes that low.

 

[ColinJ]

Herons.

There was one that used to fish in Hebden Water. Tourists used to stand on the bridge and look down at it and say how lovely it was.

Then some ducks started swimming around with their fluffy little yellow ducklings and the tourists used to stand on the bridge and look down at them and say how lovely they were ...








Then the heron ate all the ducklings!

 

[Nearly there]

The ever so smug cat owners who slag you for having a dog and that it craps all over the place and you never clean it up and so on.

...And then let their darling cat out at night to take a toxic turd right in the middle of my lawn!! .

When I cut my grass for the first time the other week it had several cat turds on it then the other day whilst digging some soil over there was a sudden stink of cat shite it wasnt until I had to nip into the house for the shed keys I had a look at my Trainers and the bottom of the left one was covered in cat turd so trainers went in the bin.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Collared Doves.

You wake up in the morning and all you hear is

'Do do do, do do do!'

I really want to shout back at them

'Ron ron ron, ron ron ron!'

But I don't know if Collared Dove humour goes that low.

''Da-dah-dah-dah'' is all I want to say to them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When I cut my grass for the first time the other week it had several cat turds on it then the other day whilst digging some soil over there was a sudden stink of cat shite it wasnt until I had to nip into the house for the shed keys I had a look at my Trainers and the bottom of the left one was covered in cat turd so trainers went in the bin.

Yes, bloody menace cats!!

That said, why didn't you just clean your shoes? Have you more brass than sense or sommat?

 

[PpPete]

Ninjas.

That said I have taken to doing the main weekly shopping at 6 am Saturday to avoid the old dears...

 

[Nearly there]

Yes, bloody menace cats!!

That said, why didn't you just clean your shoes? Have you more brass than sense or sommat?

It was all sticky and caked in the tread plus they were old anyhow so couldnt be arsed,I always use old footwear for outside chores which I hate.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It was all sticky and caked in the tread plus they were old anyhow so couldnt be arsed,I always use old footwear for outside chores which I hate.

Ah ok. I'm the opposite, and one of these days I'm actually get a pair of my boots resoled

 

[Nearly there]

I throw stuff away rather than fix it where my wife Is the opposite she tells me off when I launch stuff in the bin

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I say 'nearly', because I've never been allowed to do it before, but I'm determined!

Thing is, I have problems with my feet, so when I find a good pair of boots or shoes, I want to hold on to them forever.

Parting with them is like loosing a dear friend

 

[Nearly there]

I'm your bin man and what annoys me is picking up a really heavy wheelie bin every week from your house.

I fill a lot of charity bags or should I say the wife does,so does that even things up

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Personally, I'd ban cats.

Quote from a fridge magnet a friend gave me: "people who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life"

 

[ColinJ]

Quote from a fridge magnet a friend gave me: "people who don't like cats were probably mice in a previous life"

Or own a garden and/or a lawn nearby?

 

[Andy_R]

Need I say more?