I had one in front of me the other week who handed in a load of voucher/coupons etc, then realised she had left her loyalty card in the car so went to get it, despite there being a decent sized queue
She must have parked at the far end of the car park too, the time it took
I don't believe it!!!! This thread reminds me of Victor what's he's surname, "One foot in the grave" ....
Oh the Gourranga people one is genuine (as are all my stories). I rarely have to go anywhere near Buchannan and Suchiehall Street these days so I don't know if they are still about, but when I did, they genuinely used to get on my t*ts!
If you don't know what a Gourranga person is, just imagine an unwashed Harry Krishna type buzzing about you asking supposedly thought provoking but ultimately monumentally thick questions all the time.
At least the homeless people had some sense of dignity, and that's saying something!
And if this should fail, a simple "me no English" will do the trick!Never get approached by anybody while on foot: always have my headphones on
Hilarious! I never meet folks like that, probably because I see them coming
Oh the Gourranga people one is genuine (as are all my stories). I rarely have to go anywhere near Buchannan and Suchiehall Street these days so I don't know if they are still about, but when I did, they genuinely used to get on my t*ts!
If you don't know what a Gourranga person is, just imagine an unwashed Harry Krishna type buzzing about you asking supposedly thought provoking but ultimately monumentally thick questions all the time.
At least the homeless people had some sense of dignity, and that's saying something!
