The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Apple has announced a new speaker system today that can be fitted to women's breasts with cost depending on cup size; it seems women are often complaining that men are staring at their breasts but seldom listening to them.

 

[screenman]

Do we have 13 RAF planes?

Maybe not all in working order at the same time.

 

[Poacher]

Think they’re just playing.


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You should see what the Police aircraft has been / is still doing over Nottingham!

 

[Drago]

Do we have 13 RAF planes?

We have 4 left, and 3 of those are used to keep the Repblic of Ireland safe because their tiger moths aren't up to the job. Our Sulermarine Attacker jets are first rate.

 

[classic33]

We have 4 left, and 3 of those are used to keep the Repblic of Ireland safe because their tiger moths aren't up to the job. Our Sulermarine Attacker jets are first rate.

As for why they were flying low...

 

[Sterlo]

Back again after another crappy week. Unfortunately Dad passed on Tuesday morning, but at least he's not in pain any longer. Mum still in hospital and it looks like she will need 24 hour care so will probably end up in a home. I've also been told that the cardiologist has decided I need for monitoring and will need a 24 hour ECG.

 

[classic33]

How soon has the ECG been pencilled in?

 

[Drago]

As for why they were flying low...
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Id love a real F16. A brilliant multi role jet. Hot rods of the Gods!

 

[Sterlo]

How soon has the ECG been pencilled in?

Don't know yet, waiting for the cardiologist to contact me. No really worried on top of everything else this week, it's not ideal.

 

[classic33]

Don't know yet, waiting for the cardiologist to contact me. No really worried on top of everything else this week, it's not ideal.

The last one I had was a lot easier than a few years previous. Little bigger than an older folding mobile phone, compared to a computer hard drive in a casing.
Different hospitals under different trusts.

Had an EEG done at the same time. One set of wires from the head down inside the sweatshirt leading to a "box" on one side. The ECG wires going to another, similar sized box on the other side.

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. It’s dark and quite cool at the moment. Don’t think the sun is to get through much today so it won’t be as warm as it’s been.

I think I’ll do my hilly willy walk this morning.

 

[Mike Ayling]

I was enjoying a pleasant walk until just short of home. Some yobs down at the river with dogs and one came running at me and it’s broken the skin on my thigh. If I had realised what it was going to do I would have given it a kick as it approached.

Must have been a terrible shock.

 

[Mo1959]

Must have been a terrible shock.

It was a bit. Most dogs around here are friendly and I normally like dogs. Considering the size of them and the fact it bit me high up on my thigh, it scares me to think what the consequences could have been if it was a child.

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

I'm pleased to hear you're OK Mo. As a responsible dog owner who went to great effort to choose a suitable breed and then train him carefully from a puppy onwards that sort of thing boils my pith.

Make sure you report it to McDibble.

 

[screenman]

Morning all.