The Retirement Thread

[pawl]

Morning all, I am off to Skegness today.

If your lucky you might see the pier with its feet in the sea

 

[classic33]

Morning all.
Nurse is here at 11.
It would appear that when I fell t'other day I have broken my big toe.....right at the main joint. It is very painful.

Done the same to mine a few times. And always the same foot.

 

[pawl]

I could do with one of those. Stick it up my arse, it'd be like a fragrant silencer for my farts.

If the smelly is the same size as the one we have we will probably here your screams from here.

 

[classic33]

Well it was a he but no he didn't the meany mogs .

You'd have thought your blood would be worth s lolly at least!

 

[pawl]

My wife was known as lavender Sue. She used it for everything.
At her funeral all the males wore lavender ties and everyone wore a sprig of lavender.
Oh.......we knew someone who imported top quality oils.

When we were in Hunstanton a couple of weeks ago we visited a lavender grower. I wasn’t aware there were so many different colours of Lavender.Wish I had taken a photo as it was beautiful display

 

[pawl]

I forgot to tell you..... and you will be proud of me.
When the nurse stuck the needle in to take my blood.......I didn't even cry.
Well not much.
I asked him for sticker to say I had been a good boy but I didn't get one

You were such a brave boy.Hope that helps.

 

[pawl]

Not been there since I was a kid. My mum was born in Alford, so visits to her own town often included a trip to Skeggie.

I may be completely wrong but I seem to remember there was good cycle shop in Alford As I say it was several years ago so I’ve probably got it wrong

Just looked it up James cycles Alford.

 

[screenman]

Dam squirrels. One just tried to nab one of my strawberries

You think you have worries, one tried to pinch my nuts.

 

[screenman]

Bloody hell.....I am desperate to eat more.
Just had some toast with scrambled egg. Together with that 1/2 crumpet it's the most I've managed for 2 weeks.

I am extremely pleased to read that.

 

[screenman]

I may be completely wrong but I seem to remember there was good cycle shop in Alford As I say it was several years ago so I’ve probably got it wrong

Just looked it up James cycles Alford.

A great couple, they used to time keep a lot of races, certainly most of the cross races I was in was timed by them.

 

[screenman]

Chip butty and pizza for dinner tonight, washed down with a few cans of beer, perfect.

 

[Exlaser2]

Evening all . Hope it’s warm enough for everyone 😀😀.

Not done much to day, just some washing and gardening , but I did get back out on my bike again .
It was only 15 miles but it’s a start and I am at least helping the profit margin at my favourite coffee shop ( the Caffeine Project ) .😂

#sameplacedifferenttime

 

[Mike Ayling]

Well the "nurse" has been. Turns out he is as qualified as a Doctor.
Very thorough. Took my bloods which will determine where we go next.

Nurses have been saying that for years!

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Well, it was going to be a kindle & cuddle night but, as life is too damn short, we have switched to a full-on party night instead.

Music cranked and we are currently drinking G&T's and doing 'cheers' in multiple languages.

Gezuar! & good night to all of you!

 

[classic33]

Well, it was going to be a kindle & cuddle night but, as life is too damn short, we have switched to a full-on party night instead.

Music cranked and we are currently drinking G&T's and doing 'cheers' in multiple languages.

Gezuar & good night to all of you!

Sithi