The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

I'd cant wait until topless beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport.

What. You can't wait to see all those lovely men with their tops off? Well I never.

 

[numbnuts]

6pm and I have just sneezed it is alway about this time I feel unwell, just taken my temperature 101F
time to take two paracetamols and my night tablets and get my head down.

 

[Dave7]

What. You can't wait to see all those lovely men with their tops off? Well I never.

I actually got arrested for being topless on a beach once.
Mind you, I was doing a handstand at the time.

 

[classic33]

I'll be washing my hair.

In a bowl in the sink!!

 

[classic33]

That'll do you good. Even top athletes have days off!

She'll loose out on the steps leaderboard.

 

[Drago]

In all seriousness, the female form is very alluring but, I prefer a bit of mystery.

My wife, to me, looks far more attractive and sexier when dressed in nice, age appropriate, clothing than some of these young girls wearing skirts that show their knickers off and tops with their boobs hanging out.

Maybe if I was 18 I would think differently?

TBH I'm too old to even look at any chick under 40.

 

[Dave7]

TBH I'm too old to even look at any chick under 40.

Chick? CHICK ??
When we're they last called chicks ?
Tarts, birds, bit of fluff, fancy bit but not chicks

 

[simongt]

The thread should be renamed 'cycling is just one of the forms of exercise that make you live longer'.

TBH I'm too old to even look at any chick under 40.

To quote what is probably a Michael Cainism, 'I study form'.
Nowt wrong with that - !

 

[Mo1959]

Just watched a film on Netflix called In the Land of Saints and Sinners with Liam Neeson. Quite enjoyable.

 

[Drago]

Is Liam Neeson still racist or is it OK to watch him now?

 

[screenman]

Are England the one's with the red tops on?

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Watching the footy

Very annoyed by the Spanish players at the National Anthems - not one of them was singing the words to their own anthem

shocking lack of patriotism!!!

Wonder how many we will loose by??

 

[classic33]

Watching the footy

Very annoyed by the Spanish players at the National Anthems - not one of them was singing the words to their own anthem

shocking lack of patriotism!!!

Wonder how many we will loose by??

It hasn't started yet!

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Night Mary Elle