The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

Lord above - cracking ride there!

Brilliant again. He seems to be untouchable unless he ever has a really bad day.

I haven’t watched any of the football and certainly won’t be watching this evening. I haven’t even watched Wimbledon as the cycling has been so good.

My next fix will be the Olympics. Absolutely love that.

 

[Drago]

I'd cant wait until topless beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

I'd cant wait until topless beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport.

In all seriousness, the female form is very alluring but, I prefer a bit of mystery.

My wife, to me, looks far more attractive and sexier when dressed in nice, age appropriate, clothing than some of these young girls wearing skirts that show their knickers off and tops with their boobs hanging out.

Maybe if I was 18 I would think differently?

 

[Mo1959]

First day in months I haven’t had a walk!

 

[Drago]

I've had a very lazy day, resting my foot.

Mrs D finishes work for 6 weeks on Fridsay, then I'm into the realms of moon boot and crutches to rest the foot completely.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

First day in months I haven’t had a walk!

That'll do you good. Even top athletes have days off!

 

[gavroche]

First day in months I haven’t had a walk!

Why, do you not walk round the house?

 

[Mo1959]

Why, do you not walk round the house?

Suppose so, but it’s only 1300 steps

 

[numbnuts]

I'd cant wait until topless beach volleyball becomes an Olympic sport.

My local beach in Aussie had naked volley ball Swanbourne Beach Perth WA

 

[gavroche]

Suppose so, but it’s only 1300 steps

My soon to be son in law walks 30 000 steps a day, 5 days a week. He is a refuse collector. ( Not sure what his official job title is).

 

[pawl]

I just used the food processor, another first time in my life experience, I have licked plenty of the bowls clean in the past though.

When I was an Infant iasked my mum if i could like the bowl clean She said dirt boy you can flush the toilet like normal children

 

[numbnuts]

My soon to be son in law walks 30 000 steps a day, 5 days a week. He is a refuse collector. ( Not sure what his official job title is).

Postmen/women must do a few steps per day more so if they have long drives to each house

 

[pawl]

I am popping out and hope to come back with a new butt.

I thought the body shop had gone into liquidation

 

[screenman]

Postmen/women must do a few steps per day more so if they have long drives to each house

My drive is about 75 yards of gravel, I always try and meet postie the road end when I can.

 

[pawl]

I would be worried about trump wearing a "bullet proof" vest

although even the impact ona vest might be enough to put him in hospital - he ain;t exactly fit!!

And I bet they still won’t review the gun laws despite all the mass shootings