The Retirement Thread

[screenman]

Which hand do you use to open the cupboard door!

None, that is what my teeth are for.

 

[welsh dragon]

Did he manage to get a word in??

He did.

 

[classic33]

None, that is what my teeth are for.

Thought you were using them to keep hold of the fitted sheet?

 

[screenman]

Thought you were using them to keep hold of the fitted sheet?

I can multitask.

 

[screenman]

Scientists have discovered there are not as many ghost sightings as people thought. What people are really seeing is people staggering around in quilt covers they have been trying to change.

 

[classic33]

I can multitask.

How do you manage to scream at the cupboard with your teeth clenched on the handle to slam it shut?

 

[screenman]

How do you manage to scream at the cupboard with your teeth clenched on the handle to slam it shut?

Silent scream.

 

[classic33]

Silent scream.

So it wouldn't have heard it!

 

[screenman]

So it wouldn't have heard it!

Only the person screaming hears a silent scream, try it.

 

[classic33]

Only the person screaming hears a silent scream, try it.

Did you know you never actually hear yourself speaking, or screaming, due to your auditory cortex, which helps you process the sound around you, goes to sleep when you speak.

 

[screenman]

Did you know you never actually hear yourself speaking, or screaming, due to your auditory cortex, which helps you process the sound around you, goes to sleep when you speak.

Interesting, I am going to look into that more one day.

Getting back to my silent scream, I might have only thought I was doing it, not actually doing it.

 

[classic33]

Interesting, I am going to look into that more one day.

Getting back to my silent scream, I might have only thought I was doing it, not actually doing it.

We all know what thought did!

Just when you thought things couldn't get any more perplexing as well

 

[screenman]

Night all.

 

[classic33]

Night all.

Sithi

 

[Mo1959]

Morning. Another cool and overcast day but it is dry. Wouldn’t be surprised if they say this is the coldest summer we have had in quite a few years.