The Retirement Thread

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numbnuts

Legendary Member
:hello:
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I need help with a limerick that has been rattling around my head for a couple of days.
Its the last line thats the problem as the only ones that fit are coloqialisms.
So.......

The was a welsh woman called Dragon
who decided to go on the wagon
she only lasted one night
She exclaimed this is sh*te
??????????

Over to to fellow retirees
 

PaulSB

Squire
Good day! A beautiful morning here. Coffee and toast in bed as a treat. Shortly I shall have to get up and do household admin.

My friend with the climbing harness arrives at 10.00..........timber.
 

Mart44

Über Member
Location
South of England
Good morning - Sunshine and cloud here at the moment.

Supermarket shopping this morning. It's supposed to rain later but they keep saying we'll get some rain and then we don't. If it doesn't rain substantially today, I'll have to go and water the allotment later this afternoon.

For the limerick Dav7, how about:

The was a welsh woman called Dragon
who decided to go on the wagon
she only lasted one night
She exclaimed this is sh*te
Daffyd, pass me the flagon.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I need help with a limerick that has been rattling around my head for a couple of days.
Its the last line thats the problem as the only ones that fit are coloqialisms.
So.......

The was a welsh woman called Dragon
who decided to go on the wagon
she only lasted one night
She exclaimed this is sh*te
??????????

Over to to fellow retirees


So now not only do I have enormous pink bloomers, but I'm a lush as well. :laugh::laugh:
 
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