The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

Well, thats two job sorted, I've ordered a Virgin media SIM for my phone and given them a PAC number to transfer my number across from the Tesco's one that I'm currently using, a saving of three pounds a month. I've also got the ironing done, I now need to get washed and dressed.

Naked ironing!!

 

[172traindriver]

Mr WD is now awake.

What could you have possibly done to poor Mr WD??
You could leave it to suggestions on here and I have no doubt there will be some interesting replies?

 

[172traindriver]

But still in bed?

With a smile on his face?

 

[172traindriver]

To help him rise

And stay that way?

 

[172traindriver]

I'm sorry to disappoint, I was wearing a dressing gown.

Didn't want to frighten the neighbours when you opened the curtains?

 

[172traindriver]

No. He isnt in bed.[/QUOTE

So he finally decided to rise then?

 

[172traindriver]

Lightweight.

The dressing gown??

 

[172traindriver]

You had a batch of your hair for lunch?

Toasted

 

[172traindriver]

Why didnt you put your best bloomers on and go and surprise him ?

Think he had already had enough

 

[172traindriver]

It would be a surprise alright.

You trying to finish him off to claim his life insurance

 

[welsh dragon]

You trying to finish him off to claim his life insurance

That's an excellent idea.

 

[Dave7]

That's an excellent idea.

You are more than welcome to surprise me in your bloomers any day. I have asked Drago if I can borrow an old pair of his y fronts so it should be interesting.

 

[172traindriver]

You are more than welcome to surprise me in your bloomers any day. I have asked Drago if I can borrow an old pair of his y fronts so it should be interesting.

 

[172traindriver]

That's an excellent idea.

You should get him out in the garden doing some digging and bush trimming

 

[welsh dragon]

You are more than welcome to surprise me in your bloomers any day. I have asked Drago if I can borrow an old pair of his y fronts so it should be interesting.

What a passion killer.