The Retirement Thread

[gavroche]

Still in bed but getting up soon. Going to my stepdaughter's after breakfast to measure up for some cupboard doors she wants me to make and then optician this afternoon for a well overdue eye test. (Specsavers). Forecasting rain today but it hasn't arrived yet.

 

[Dave7]

Still in bed but getting up soon. Going to my stepdaughter's after breakfast to measure up for some cupboard doors she wants me to make and then optician this afternoon for a well overdue eye test. (Specsavers). Forecasting rain today but it hasn't arrived yet.

Maybe you should visit specsavers BEFORE you measure the doors.
Just sayin like

 

[Dave7]

Good morning - Sunshine and cloud here at the moment.

Supermarket shopping this morning. It's supposed to rain later but they keep saying we'll get some rain and then we don't. If it doesn't rain substantially today, I'll have to go and water the allotment later this afternoon.

For the limerick Dav7, how about:

The was a welsh woman called Dragon
who decided to go on the wagon
she only lasted one night
She exclaimed this is sh*te
Daffyd, pass me the flagon.

That would do it

 

[welsh dragon]

There's lovely now !!

I hope you realise that I'm not actually Welsh, I just live here.

 

[Dave7]

I hope you realise that I'm not actually Welsh, I just live here.

You are welsh by adoption.

 

[welsh dragon]

You are welsh by adoption.

. Blimey. So many nationalities I can lay claim to.

 

[Dave7]

. Blimey. So many nationalities I can lay claim to.

I dont think 'brummy' counts as a nationality though

 

[welsh dragon]

I dont think 'brummy' counts as a nationality though

 

[Dirk]

I dont think 'brummy' counts as a nationality though

Oi !

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I dont think 'brummy' counts as a nationality though

Oh I don't know, they have their own language.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've been having a bit of a clearout, I've switched broadband provider and saved a couple of quid a month, and now I've switched phone provider and again saved a couple of quid a month.

 

[Dave7]

Oh I don't know, they have their own language.

You moy av a pint theyre
(You may have a point there)

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You moy av a pint theyre
(You may have a point there)

We live about twenty miles away and have trouble interpreting broad Brummie.

 

[Dirk]

We live about twenty miles away and have trouble interpreting broad Brummie.

I could act as an intermediary.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I could act as an intermediary.
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