The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Sat in the pleasant evening sun with a brandy. Very pleasing.

55 miles at 15.8avg this morning and spent the afternoon burning holly.

Bit of a panic when I showered. Jumped on the scales which showed 68.5kg. Now I'm constantly looking to lose weight but 2kg in 24 hours! Immediately decided I was seriously ill. Switched scales off and back on. Weighed in at 70.3kg. Panic over!!!

 

[Drago]

I've eaten meals that weighed more than you!

 

[PaulSB]

I've eaten meals that weighed more than you!

Genuinely laughed out loud.

I was 88kg three years ago. The photos then to now are astonishing. There's a rather lovely lady, 20+ years younger than the rest of the group, who rides with the old farts during the week. I hadn't seen her for a few weeks and it was the day before my 65th. I jumped off the bike to hang with the group while we decided on a cafe. She looked at me and said:

"65 and a 6 pack"

I did feel rather happy.

 

[Drago]

65 and a 6 pack? Pah! 50 and 19" guns is where it's at

 

[Dirk]

65 and a 6 pack? Pah! 50 and 19" guns is where it's at

Nah!
65 and a 7 figure bank balance works every time.

 

[PaulSB]

65 and a 6 pack? Pah! 50 and 19" guns is where it's at

 

[PaulSB]

Nah!
65 and a 7 figure bank balance works every time.

Money or body???

 

[welsh dragon]

Good grief. There is a nasty smell of BS in the air tonight.

 

[Dirk]

Money or body???

I don't know.....I'm just passing on what someone once told me.

 

[172traindriver]

Good grief. There is a nasty smell of BS in the air tonight.

Such as?

 

[welsh dragon]

Such as?

The usual suspects.

 

[172traindriver]

The usual suspects.

Now now

 

[classic33]

Good grief. There is a nasty smell of BS in the air tonight.

Second cut has been had. They'll be spreading now.

Pig muck is worst, for taste, than bull or cow muck.

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Nite GranMa