The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

and, one may ask, what are these grounds???

and are there photos??

I have been sworn to secrecy.
However
A decent wedge of money might loosen my tongue.

 

[classic33]

I have been sworn to secrecy.
However
A decent wedge of money might loosen my tongue.

Surely a wedge of any sort would tighten your tongue, thereby making it harder to spill the beans.

 

[pawl]

That's OK then. I haven't changed mine for about 20 years

I know this is the Retirement Thread but surely you dint live that long In the past Thank god you didn’t mean your famous bloomers

 

[Drago]

Van cleaned and waxed.

Did briefly consider changing my Y fronts , but then remembered they were clean on in 1973 so should be fine for a while yet.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I have been sworn to secrecy.
However
A decent wedge of money might loosen my tongue.

It's looking bad enough already - don;t bring tongues into the conversation!

 

[BoldonLad]

That sounds like the sort of article we get in the Liverpool Echo
"WARNING - your could be FINED £5000 for doing this innocent thing in your car"

and it turns out that they are talking about eating in your car
IF you are eating a Big Mac and chips using 2 hands while driving along a motorway

In other words - not being in control of the vehicle and not just eating anything as they suggest

A cousin of my wife was fined (and I think given points) for eating an apple while driving

 

[Gunk]

An eventful afternoon, doesn’t look good, possibly an engine failure.

 

[Drago]

Pizza tea.

 

[Paulus]

An eventful afternoon, doesn’t look good, possibly an engine failure.

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Has it just stopped working, or was there expensive sounding noises coming from it?

 

[Gunk]

Has it just stopped working, or was there expensive sounding noises coming from it?

Very expensive and nasty noises plus black smoke

 

[Dirk]

Very expensive and nasty noises plus black smoke

Ouch!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Well - it's Mother's Day and my wife has only had a very basic "Happy Mother's Day" text from her son

She also didn;t see him on her birthday

I think she is quite upset by it - but hasn;t said anything

personally I think his soon-to-be wife is to blame

teh wedding is not a day I am looking forward to!

 

[Drago]

Mrs D has a weird fetish for high quality travel mugs, bottles, etc, so when Mini D got her Mum a Yeti coffee mug for Mothers Day it went down very well indeed.

 

[Gunk]

Mrs D has a weird fetish for high quality travel mugs, bottles, etc, so when Mini D got her Mum a Yeti coffee mug for Mothers Day it went down very well indeed.

Stuff like that makes a nice present, not usually something you tend to buy for yourself

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.