Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
I’m clearly a youngster then as everything works. Maybe when I enter my 60s.
Oh that was queued up nicely for you!Washing my hair, put shampoo on head, why is there no hair…
I’m clearly a youngster then as everything works. Maybe when I enter my 60s.
When you look at the title of this thread and wonder why it isn’t capitalised and it should be you‘re not your
Takes me a long time to find anything which actually works and if I do it is simply tempting fate.My late father often said "You know when you're getting old when you start counting the things that still work and not the things that are broken."
I only left school 4 years ago!!!You aren’t even 60 yet?!! Barely left school!
Yesterday as I left a local shop/store/supermarket or whatever you now call them these days, I overheard some youths say "That's him that stinks of piss"! I seriously hoped they didn't mean me. I have five 'fine fragrances' on the go at the mo', Aramis Devin being one of them and I've read that it has a hint of animal pee, to give it that 'country smell'. Maybe I should apply only two squirts of that particular atomiser and not the usual three? 🤔