bobinski
Legendary Member
- Location
- Tulse Hill
I think we need to put an end to this saga once and for all.
Whorty has admitted to his heinous crime and we have heard all the evidence from the prosecution who obviously wants his blood but I do agree that justice is needed.
We need to administer the appropriate punishment and he needs to appear before the COURT OF TEAM CYCLECH-AT.
I've been thinking about the punishment that the court of Team Cyclechat could issue and these are my suggestions.
1: Hung drawn and quartered, may be a tad too severe and we need all the members we can get.
2: Deportation, maybe to Denmark but I fear the alcohol prices are too expensive and he would never survive.
3: A ban, just like Sharapova but I'm sure Zwift would welcome him to ride over to the dark side and we could loose him forever.
4: A big fine, I fear that if the fine is too big his newts would become homeless and besides he could never pay enough to fill theTeam Cyclechat alcohol fund.
No there is only one punishment that fits this crime and it's ......................
4: DEMOTION BACK TO TEAM BEIGE, having to ride with the likes of Jim, Wolfie, and myself would be just punishment enough and this would make him realise it's O.K to lose without cheating as we do it all the time.
