Tea? (Part 4)

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SteCenturion

I am your Father
Does she still do that sort of thing
Repeatedly if you have the DVD....







So I am told.
 
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Fubar

Guru
Just heard from the woman she was riding with. It's like a deja vu for me. Over the handlebars and in Perth Royal Infirmary with a broken collar bone. She has my full sympathy since I know exactly what it feels like. :sad:

Oh dear, GWS to her. One of our club members broke his collar bone recently, though he was riding down a mountain in Corsica - don't know if that makes it better or worse?!? :wacko:
 

SteCenturion

I am your Father
I can hardly believe that no one has picked up on my Bill Pertwee error earlier *Jon*, not even @classic33 :ohmy:

I left the channel on because I dozed off & there was some other $H!T€ programme on after it, where a female suiter stole a husband from what I caught of it & turned into a Queen Bee/woman at the end *the worlds worst costume & special effects department*.

Hideous, hideous acting with no real story & the worlds most cheesy dialogue.

I think what happened is this.

Husband & wife or Goat realise they have £50.36p left over at the end of the month, husband says to wife "what shall we do with the spare money honey" ?
"Go for a meal or down the pub"

Wife/goat says "why don't we start our own TV channel & call it Horror" ?

"Are Ewe Kidding me" ? says husband,
"That's a great idea".

"I think there is a gap in the market for the most God awful programmes ever to be made" - "we could put re runs of never been missed TV series that were never watched the 1st time round & stick 'em on Freeview or some nondescript cable channel" says wifey/goat *called Billy in a gruff voice.

"Great says hubby", "there are literally millions of Jeremy Kyle watching, 6 fingered Clusterfark$ who would spend hours watching this $#!T€ instead of doing something meaningful".

"I mean, the actors never got close to winning an Oscar or Bafta, might have had a chance at a Lemmy though, if he was back on the sauce"

"Ewe do it darling, you would be barking not to"

Really, really it is so bad it will make you laugh. You will never get that bit of your life back but it's worth an hour just to comprehend just how bonkers the whole thing is.

Appallingly $#!T€.
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I can hardly believe that no one has picked up on my Bill Pertwee error earlier *Jon*, not even @classic33 :ohmy:

I left the channel on because I dozed off & there was some other $H!T€ programme on after it, where a female suiter stole a husband from what I caught of it & turned into a Queen Bee/woman at the end *the worlds worst costume & special effects department*.

Hideous, hideous acting with no real story & the worlds most cheesy dialogue.

I think what happened is this.

Husband & wife or Goat realise they have £50.36p left over at the end of the month, husband says to wife "what shall we do with the spare money honey" ?
"Go for a meal or down the pub"

Wife/goat says "why don't we start our own TV channel & call it Horror" ?

"Are Ewe Kidding me" ? says husband,
"That's a great idea".

"I think there is a gap in the market for the most God awful programmes ever to be made" - "we could put re runs of never been missed TV series that were never watched the 1st time round & stick 'em on Freeview or some nondescript cable channel" says wifey/goat *called Billy in a gruff voice.

"Great says hubby", "there are literally millions of Jeremy Kyle watching, 6 fingered Clusterfark$ who would spend hours watching this $#!T€ instead of doing something meaningful".

"I mean, the actors never got close to winning an Oscar or Bafta, might have had a chance at a Lemmy though, if he was back on the sauce"

"Ewe do it darling, you would be barking not to"

Really, really it is so bad it will make you laugh. You will never get that bit of your life back but it's worth an hour just to comprehend just how bonkers the whole thing is.

Appallingly $#!T€.


I did. I know you meant john pertwee
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Anyway, all this old Dr Who rubbish has made me realise that Nostalgia ain't all that.

Now excuse me all while I go surf the Interweb....


Looking for box sets of the original Miami Vice, Dukes of Hazard, Airwolf & Street Hawk....

Utter classics every last bloomin' one of 'em.


And utter crap. All of them
 

Levo-Lon

Guru
It was okay and I did learn a couple of things I didn't know, but the basic one was all about changing tyres/tubes and indexing gears (yeah, I learned a lot there :laugh:) and a few other bits about how a bike works, which I knew anyway.
I have a work stand which is really useful, but I think I need better tools as most are multi-tools and they make me scream!

Ill go and have a look,tho im not a builder.

ahh @SteCenturion building Q..
ill go look
 
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