I can hardly believe that no one has picked up on my Bill Pertwee error earlier *Jon*, not even
@classic33 
I left the channel on because I dozed off & there was some other $H!T€ programme on after it, where a female suiter stole a husband from what I caught of it & turned into a Queen Bee/woman at the end *the worlds worst costume & special effects department*.
Hideous, hideous acting with no real story & the worlds most cheesy dialogue.
I think what happened is this.
Husband & wife or Goat realise they have £50.36p left over at the end of the month, husband says to wife "what shall we do with the spare money honey" ?
"Go for a meal or down the pub"
Wife/goat says "why don't we start our own TV channel & call it Horror" ?
"Are Ewe Kidding me" ? says husband,
"That's a great idea".
"I think there is a gap in the market for the most God awful programmes ever to be made" - "we could put re runs of never been missed TV series that were never watched the 1st time round & stick 'em on Freeview or some nondescript cable channel" says wifey/goat *called Billy in a gruff voice.
"Great says hubby", "there are literally millions of Jeremy Kyle watching, 6 fingered Clusterfark$ who would spend hours watching this $#!T€ instead of doing something meaningful".
"I mean, the actors never got close to winning an Oscar or Bafta, might have had a chance at a Lemmy though, if he was back on the sauce"
"Ewe do it darling, you would be barking not to"
Really, really it is so bad it will make you laugh. You will never get that bit of your life back but it's worth an hour just to comprehend just how bonkers the whole thing is.
Appallingly $#!T€.
so after w**k I got out on the bike for a nice 35 miles 
