Tea? (Part 2)

[TheDoctor]

How much did you drink last night?

Hmmm...
I had two glasses of fizz, 2 of a Kiwi Sauvignon Blanc, much the same of a Spanish Red, a glass of dessert wine and a reasonable splosh of Scotch. Between four of us we killed 3 1/2 bottles, and I certainly held my end up

 

[Hill Wimp]

Hmmm...
I had two glasses of fizz, 2 of a Kiwi Sauvignon Blanc, much the same of a Spanish Red, a glass of dessert wine and a reasonable splosh of Scotch. Between four of us we killed 3 1/2 bottles, and I certainly held my end up

Is that wine tasting with a Scotch dessert?

 

[classic33]

Can lend you this 7 Mar 2013

 

[TheDoctor]

To be fair, I didn't ride further because it was utterly filthy.
To gain an impression of how wet it was, consider a cyclist snugly, or even smugly, attired in water-resistant trousers, a waterproof soft-shell, and waterproof gloves.
Now imagine them being towed upside-down behind a speedboat.

 

[Hill Wimp]

To be fair, I didn't ride further because it was utterly filthy.
To gain an impression of how wet it was, consider a cyclist snugly, or even smugly, attired in water-resistant trousers, a waterproof soft-shell, and waterproof gloves.
Now imagine them being towed upside-down behind a speedboat.

thats how i felt today in the New Forest on the sportive

 

[hopless500]

Can lend you this 7 Mar 2013

was that used for the naked ride??

 

[hopless500]

To be fair, I didn't ride further because it was utterly filthy.
To gain an impression of how wet it was, consider a cyclist snugly, or even smugly, attired in water-resistant trousers, a waterproof soft-shell, and waterproof gloves.
Now imagine them being towed upside-down behind a speedboat.

that was me
(apart from the trousers and gloves)

 

[classic33]

was that used for the naked ride??

Why, would that make a difference?

 

[hopless500]

@hopless500 @London Female had a great handlebar bag which i think came from Decathlon

I've also got a top bar bag for nibbles - and more tissues

 

[hopless500]

Why, would that make a difference?

sweaty buttocks sans clothing on the seat could make a difference, yes!

 

[classic33]

sweaty buttocks sans clothing on the seat could make a difference, yes!

You'll not be on it naked though, will you!!

 

[hopless500]

To be fair, I didn't ride further because it was utterly filthy.
To gain an impression of how wet it was, consider a cyclist snugly, or even smugly, attired in water-resistant trousers, a waterproof soft-shell, and waterproof gloves.
Now imagine them being towed upside-down behind a speedboat.

As we were doing the last 10 miles, I did say that if you considered the phrase "like a drowned rat" that "like a boatful of drowned rats (plural)" would be much more apt.

 

[hopless500]

You'll not be on it naked though, will you!!

ooh, chafing. No.

 

[TheDoctor]

Is that wine tasting with a Scotch dessert?

Fizz with nibbles, white with ham croquettes and a green salad, red with almond-stuffed roast loin of pork with smoked paprika potatoes and veggies, dessert wine with a fantastic lemony iced creamy thing (technical term) and a cask-strength Caol Ila single malt.
I have friends who are far more accomplished cooks than I could ever hope to be.

 

[classic33]

ooh, chafing. No.

No chafing. Trust me.