Something stronger, maybe?
I wish! At least it is all clear now, Mr P got a letter saying you underpaid tax, (he handed the whole pile of poo over to me as I have done payroll)
So I got him to give me all his payslips and pension statements and I peered through then it was so fun and exciting!
So I did write to the HMRC and I did say not paying, why you just decided to change tax code so both incomes have full personal allowance and then change so where as before
Pension = personal allowance and Job = Basic rate,
you then made it Pension = personal allowance and Job = personal allowance
and now you make it
Pension = Basic Rate Job = personal allowance
So no not paying just cos silly clerk in tax office did decide to fiddle and do wrong things....
So 2 months later we receive a letter saying, no no no silly clerk not decide to fiddle you tell us here is my P45 I gots me a new job not say anything about the lully pensions...
job = main employment = we want personal allowance tax code on it and you get notice for new coding and you not say no.
So I says to Mr P did you get new tax code - yes he says but I don't understand these fings I is a simple man I did fill in the P46 when I started the work fings like the nice man who rehabilitated me for the outside world did tell me to I thought tax peoples had sorted a new code what did take into account lully pension.
Oh says I, did you be receiving a P45 last year? No says he when Company X came Company Y did you have forms to fill in like new employee bank details? new contract? anyfings at all. No says he I gives those things to you cos you do those stuffs. Did you gets told a P45 was being sent - no says he anyfinks like that I do give to you
So new letter today to tax peoples saying veh veh soz and all that we not know you got P45's naughty companies did do paperwork exercise playing fast and loose with the P45's they no send employee copy, they no ask employee nuffink, they in big doo doo they not follow tax people law, they did send you wrong informations not me, they send you wrong informations I not know about and as just plain blokey bloke it is veh reasonable for me to assume new tax code took lully pension into account as I would have no reason to fink otherwise as not gives you new informations not even aware new informations sent to you.
Go now nice tax mans and talk to naughty company and say why you do this gives us the money now naughty company.
So there you can have a headache like mine, except, of course, being the HMRc you have to cite where the company did not follow their procedures, you have to cite what exactly they did wrong and when and what colour knickers they were wearing that day *sigh*
Tis all ready for the post box now, do you have a head ache too now?
never going to happen.
Oh ok
