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Becs - Much Hadham is the home of Henry Moore! He of the beautiful drawings of the Underground during the war years etc... His sculptures look a bit like latter-day walnutthighs mind you.. :whistle:


it is pretty, but I really fancied some sunshine at the beach - is the route really that bad? I just want to get out of London and on some country roads!
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
it is pretty, but I really fancied some sunshine at the beach - is the route really that bad? I just want to get out of London and on some country roads!

I think it is probably a nicer route in the dark.

If you want scenic the Maldon ride was very nice, although not much "beach".
 
Right, final change of mind! Lets go to Malden. No paddling but more countryside, and more chance of me being physically able to cycle home too! Still starting at 10.30 if that's ok with everyone? (or you guys could meet earlier and I'll join you in North London at 10.30)
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
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But i wanted to go to the seaside and have fish and chips and ice cream and get sun burnt and perv at all the pretty ladies sunning themselves!!!

Sad now...

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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

But i wanted to go to the seaside and have fish and chips and ice cream and get sun burnt and perv at all the pretty ladies sunning themselves!!!

Sad now...

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Malden is at the seaside isn't it? Just not good for paddling I thought. Still good for ice creams and fish and chips I hope. I'm sure you can do plenty of perving on Friday!

If anyone knows of any nice seasides within 60 miles of London with nice country roads to get to them then I'm all ears though!
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
I have decent routes to both Sheerness and Maldon, and I might well be up for this if the wedding doesn't reduce me to maudlin hangoveritude. The route to Sheerness may involve a diversion for dead kiddies, but don't let that put you off.......

I don't think you can paddle at Maldon. There is a strand, and there are lovely houseboats. There's also a first class tearoom. The roads beyond, through Tolleshunt Major are very nice. Six people on an adventure would whistle up a landing craft and go on to Walton or Harwich - now that is a really good ride, night or day.

Another option is Burnham on Crouch. The beach isn't exactly Hawaii, but it's not entirely mud either.

If I can make it I will - and then all you have to do is to tell me where you want to go.

Not doing Henry Moore, though. It's like looking at Davy naked covered in shiny brown paint. And they're all repro jobs. HM is a franchise operation.

Bear in mind that train fairs out that way are absolutely outrageous. You're going to need the network card/groupsave gambit.
 

Davywalnuts

Chief Kebab Taster
Location
Staines!
Malden is at the seaside isn't it? Just not good for paddling I thought. Still good for ice creams and fish and chips I hope. I'm sure you can do plenty of perving on Friday!

If anyone knows of any nice seasides within 60 miles of London with nice country roads to get to them then I'm all ears though!

Where is this Maldon/en??
 
Not doing Henry Moore, though. It's like looking at Davy naked covered in shiny brown paint.

This is the User 'Solo ride across and down to London' ride - not the Bamfords Postcard Ride!
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dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
Which would you say is nicer Simon? I need guidance!
Sheerness is severe - a former military town. There's Georgian cut and struck brickwork, a Martello tower, tall windows in narrow walls and some ironwork. It's dominated by the naval yard, the see wall and, far worse, the modern port. I'm not sure if the steel mill is still going. It's absolutely not pretty. Kind of savage on a wet February morning.

Maldon has a sweet town centre, with a lovely church, the Blue Boar Inn which is 600 years old (and not expensive) and some darling shop frontages. There's a hairdressers that will give you an Essex bouffant and make you feel good about it - that's you, Becs, not me. There's not much sign of the famous battle of Maldon. The quayside has a tradition of smuggling - which was still going on when I first went there in the early seventies. If you're lucky you'll get to see a red-sailed barge.

You have to use your imagination with both of them.

Maldon hasn't got a railway station, so you have to go on to Witham, or, as I say, head for Mersea (now that's something) and take a landing craft over the river. The ride to Maldon is much nicer than the ride to Sheerness, although you could enliven the Sheerness route with a trip down the Military Canal (the dead kiddies are probably too far out of the way) and, if you get an early start, the Dartford bypass is a wonder - it's next to a bird sanctuary and the birdsong is quite something.

It doesn't matter which one you go to - you'll go to the other one before too long
 
As always I have to be back early so cant make your ride Becs which is a shame. The weather for Sunday looks really nice so If its just me I am going to head for the hills of Kent.

If anyone wants to join me or is intending on staying close to London give me a shout. I am going to get out early again and get some miles in.
 
Struck pointing is to die for!

Sorry about the misnomer - I was watching two JCBs waddling up Kentish Town Road this afternoon, and I called the postcards 'Bamfords' I think - not 'Bamforth' wich is wot thay r. (It was bugging me all the ride out of town :rolleyes: )
 
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