Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rog was given 65 Creme Eggs. He ate 40 in one go. What does he have now?


Diabetes

 

[rogerzilla]

26 was born with a bizarre medical condition that allows him to lay eggs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 was born with a bizarre medical condition that allows him to lay eggs.

Rz styles his pet cat's hair.

Yes... He can... Plat - Y - Pus!

 

[rogerzilla]

Mad Doug had a Welsh holiday cottage called Plat-y-pus until Meibion Glyndŵr burned it down.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug had a Welsh holiday cottage called Plat-y-pus until Meibion Glyndŵr burned it down.

Rz Knows I didn't have to look that one up.

English owned holiday homes in Wales, eh?
I'm Scottish! 😆

 

[Drago]

Ignored Member worked as Michael Barrymore's stunt toupee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ignored Member worked as Michael Barrymore's stunt toupee.

Ignored Member was Michael Barrymores 'Fag' at school.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of ignoring......Doug ignored the dumplings in his last night's Chinese takeout.

The police have charged him with wonton neglect.

 

[rogerzilla]

Rocky was on the way home from the Spar with a packet of Saxa and a Duracell. The police searched him (because he looks dodgy) and now he's been charged with a salt and battery.

 

[Speicher]

Roger has always wanted one of those red keys that the Police use to gain entry to houses. Sadly the pockets on his trousers are not big enough, with or without the key ring.

 

[Rocky]

Not many people know this but Wol designed one of the first police battering rams.

It was a real breakthrough at the time.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky once tried to take part in a ram raid, but all the sheep could run faster than he could.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Spr likes to knit, although, she often forgets to take the wool off the sheep first, with disastrous but sometimes strangely amusing results.

 

[Rocky]

Ma Dobi, as he likes to be called, once crossed an angry cow with an angry sheep.

The result was two animals that were in a baaaad moooood

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ma Dobi, as he likes to be called, once crossed an angry cow with an angry sheep.

The result was two animals that were in a baaaad moooood

Rocky WanK Kenobi has a secret crush on Chewbacca in Star Wars.