Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Tiggy has a horse with no mane.

 

[rogerzilla]

Speicher did a Marquee Moon and was never again invited to sit on the top table at a wedding.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rz is known for making at least one tent pun per sentence.

'Marquee my words...'

He is often heard to utter.

 

[rogerzilla]

At night, you will often find Doug lurking within tent on a campsite.

 

[Moon bunny]

Rogerzilla has completely repainted his local library, in mauve, he used a spray gun. He did not remove the books from the shelves beforehand.

 

[rogerzilla]

Moon bunny is just disappointed because it made it impossible to find the Jeffrey Archer section.

 

[Rocky]

Like Mary Archer, Rog has often been heralded as a vision of elegance, fragrance and radiance by certain high court judges.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky is an expert on judges. He's been in front of most of them and on first name terms with many

 

[rogerzilla]

26 has been before the beak many times, normally when trying to eat chips at the seaside.

 

[All uphill]

Rog has a well balanced personality; a chip on each shoulder.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers will only eat crinkle cut foods, including chips and beetroot.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rog will only eat junk food. There's many a skip he's tackled

 

[All uphill]

Tbt sticks to a true British diet.

He only consumes pizza, hamburgers, curry and lager.

He's having no foreign muck.

 

[rogerzilla]

Uppers still misses Double Diamond, Hemeling and Hofmeister.

 

[All uphill]

Uppers still misses Double Diamond, Hemeling and Hofmeister.

Drinking Watneys made Roger the man he is today.

Shame about that.