Post a lie about the poster above.

[ExBrit]

MDB used to work on the deck of an aircraft carrier holding the wheel chocks so the airplanes didn't roll around. One day he couldn't find any so he told the deck officer and the officer told him the use his head. That explains everything.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB used to work on the deck of an aircraft carrier holding the wheel chocks so the airplanes didn't roll around. One day he couldn't find any so he told the deck officer and the officer told him the use his head. That explains everything.

EB was also told to 'use his imagination', which is where we get the phrase 'Cockpit' from.

... He used small chickens as Scotches.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB was in the poultry business. His advert was "Chickens going cheep". He never made a profit.

 

[stephec]

26 wanted to set up a business to rival KFC, but he reckons that he could never choke a chicken.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec's excuse for mowing down a bus queue of pensioners while cycling was that a chicken suddenly stepped into the road ahead. The judge said that was a paltry defence.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rog knows that the chicken did cross the road but doesn't know why.

 

[rogerzilla]

26's motto is "Finger Lickin' Good", which is bad because he's a sewage plant operative.

 

[Rocky]

Rog has a mind like a sewer.


Which is appropriate because he’s really into stitching, embroidery and crochet.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky gave up crotchet after that incident with the hockey stick. He's now soprano in the choir.

 

[Speicher]

TBT suggested we went to a Safari park. We were enjoying ourselves until the Rhinos saw us, then we had to run.

 

[All uphill]

Speicher didn't run very fast. Just a little bit faster than TBT.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Uppers (aka Jake) is fastest in the three legged race.

 

[All uphill]

Tbt put superglue on the spoon before taking part in the egg and spoon race.

 

[stephec]

AU was banned from the leap frog race for reasons that can't be divulged on a family friendly forum.

 

[rogerzilla]

Stephec used to enjoy hopscotch until they demanded more than a bottle of Bucky and a deep-fried pizza for lying there.