ExBrit
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- Location
- Southern California
RZ spent his life savings on a scheme to make Scotch from hops.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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rogerzilla
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ExBrit once drank a crate of Scotch and woke up in a North Korean jail. He escaped by disguising himself as Kim Jong-un, by first eating three other prisoners then cutting his own hair with a bowl.
ExBrit
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RZ has no idea how difficult it is to cut one's hair with a bowl. You really need something with a blade.
rogerzilla
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ExBrit used a Flymo in the 1980s to get his Morrissey-style flat-top. Now he can no longer carry that off, he's thinking of trying one of those Husqvarna robo-mowers to keep a no.1 all over.
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rz uses the Proclaimers grasscutter... Except that it doesn't work in Lochaber nomower, Sutherland nomower, Lewis nomower, Skye nomower, Linwood nomower, Bathgate nomower, Methill nomower, Irvine nomower...
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Doug wonders why we mown about his jokes. I could have sward I asked him to improve. 
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rocky has been a basket case for years!
rogerzilla
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Mad Doug is more of a chicken-in-a-basket case.
rogerzilla
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Stephec got thrown off a basket weaving course for making a wicker man.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
rog misheard and made a wicket man. "It's a keeper" he said
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Steph was once bowled over by a maiden.
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